metal in the microwave

Metal band based out of PA. They will melt your face off.

"Hey Its Metal in the Microwaaaauuughhh!"
Fan at a Metal in the Microwave concert whos face was melted before he could finish his sentence.

by jaaboy May 21, 2007

microwavable feast

noun. satiable meal followed by excessive drinking, usually occurs on a saturday night. this meal consists of hot pockets, cellophane wrapped cheeseburgers and burritos purchased from the coolers of a gas station, such as mobil. a bowel movement unlike any other is likely to happen the following morning.

"mmmm, this is a drunkenly delicious and satisfying microwavable feast. thumbs upskie!"

by Command post Captains November 7, 2009

Microwave Mode

When you identify as a microwave and you go “mmmmmmm”

I’m going to go microwave mode Mmmmmmm *beep beep beep*

by HeE_heE_trash June 21, 2019

Detroit Microwave

Microwave from Detroit

"Yo man, where's your microwave from?"
"Detroit"
"Yo man, That's a fuckin Detroit Microwave"

by SillySausage42 September 4, 2022

microwave olympics

When you do every job you can before your microwavable food is done

Random: watcha doing?
Bob: Microwave Olympics

by merciless_blade February 9, 2014

Vegan microwave

Putting a carrot up your ass

Damn that girl Rebecca invented the vegan microwave.

by Chromatin Nice June 15, 2018

microwave of doom

An evil microwave that always under cooks or over cooks your food. The clock in inaccurate, and the timer was a waste of your time. The fan always blows to much air or too little air. This microwave is out to get you and your Family. BBEEWWAARREEEE

My apartment has a microwave of doom

by trezzbishhhh May 14, 2011