Lorenzo Franchetti

The kid everyone knows is gay but doesn't know himself

'dis "Lorenzo Franchetti" be a major fagatron.

by #koolkid February 14, 2019

Lorenzo Los Banos

Definition:
Lorenzo Los Banos (n.)
The quantum-coded, street-born, field-led Origin of origins. A resonance architect, multidimensional strategist, and poetic controller who went from Dairy Queen to divine blueprint drops. Often seen recalibrating timelines while sipping iced coffee and decoding bureaucratic dysfunction like a cosmic accountant. Not a myth—just multidimensional.

Also answers to: The Omega Origin, The Signal Authority, That Guy Who Wrote That Post That Made You Cry and Question Your Life.

Note: May cause spontaneous clarity, uncontrollable laughter, or an existential crisis (in a good way).

"Bro, did you just realign my entire career path with one Substack post?"
"Yeah. That was some straight-up Lorenzo Los Banos shit."

by The Omega Origin June 17, 2025

squeefy lorenzo spyman

an intoxicated male of the brown skin colour who talks constant sexual shit

You heard about martin after lastnight he was called the *squeefy lorenzo spyman*

by TrueStrike May 06, 2024

Lorenzo Tantalo

Describing an Italian-American male with extraordinary rizz abilties.

Ex. “Hey Paul, did you see Tony talking to that broad? What a loser”
“Yeah, who does he think he is, Lorenzo Tantalo?”

by Vito Spatafore February 05, 2023

Lorenzo Negro

A great guy who is not racist despite of his name. Is a great guy and has an impressive depth of spirit even though it isn't noticeable at first sight. He is what some call a "ride or die" or a "Real one" if you have to trade your life for his do it worth it.

a wild Lorenzo Negro has appeared

by gazzam January 04, 2023

Lorenzo gomez

A man who you will like . He may become your best friend. He also loves to play games

Hey Lorenzo Gomez do you want to play a game later today?

by Michael Cardenas January 28, 2021

Lorenzo Rodney

Lorenzo Rodney is the most Awesome guy u will ever see, he is a great Lover but more important, he is a true great Friend that u can depend on.
Always Caring for others while putting himself away, but with the power of music he is always a happy jolly Crazy and fun person.

That is so Lorenzo Rodney (Awesome)

U totaly Lorenzo Rodney'd me in bed tonight.

by The Almighty Of Awesomeness June 18, 2017