an rapper who can't sing to save his life and wheezes constantly. his lyrics make no sense and all of his songs are dedicated to his 3 favorite things in the world- pussy, money and weed. regardless, teenagers love his music and treat him like a hero.
lil wayne: "Roll like sushi, im tryin to dip my celery
up in her blue cheese..." *my ears bleed out and I am unable to hear what's left of this terrible "song", THANK GOD!*
up in her blue cheese..." *my ears bleed out and I am unable to hear what's left of this terrible "song", THANK GOD!*
by homicidal waffle iron January 03, 2010
Lil' Wayne
A 26 year old child with ADHD. Has a big ego, even bigger imagination, and an even bigger love for "Baby" AKA birdman AKA "dad". Wrote a lot of imaginative but crazy poems in special ed for his mom, which are now songs by him.
A 26 year old child with ADHD. Has a big ego, even bigger imagination, and an even bigger love for "Baby" AKA birdman AKA "dad". Wrote a lot of imaginative but crazy poems in special ed for his mom, which are now songs by him.
One day in 6th grade, Lil' Wayne came home from school on the short bus, and he showed his mother the poem he wrote for her in special ed. "I can mingle with the stars... and throw a party... on mars". She read it, put it on the fridge in front of his face, but when he left to "go number 2", she took it down and threw it in the trash. But Lil' Wayne had forgotten toilet paper and came back to get some and he saw what his mother had done. He went to sleep in the toilet that night.
The next day he finds himself alone, because he was a loner and had no friends. So he goes to a burger joint but gets beat up outside, the owner sees and offers him a free burger. He goes home crying, but a little happy. When he gets there, he finds his stepfather's gun and decides to end himself. But he's too stupid to shoot himself in the head so he shoots himself in the stomach and then realizes he's not THAT stupid to not feel pain. So he calls the cops, they save him. He gets a record deal, mom won't allow it, but he takes it up at 14 and starts his crap career (think I'm lying? google Lil' Wayne shot himself, actually google all you can about him).
Him and Birdman are fucking low key. Well birdman tries to keep it discreet but Lil' Wayne just throws it out there. "Weezy F baby" (Weezy fuckin' baby. The "F" was meant to be a "+" under the tree they first made out under but you know, Lil' Wayne can't spell, let alone carve, so they just ran with it).
Ladies and gentlemen, your favorite rapper!
The next day he finds himself alone, because he was a loner and had no friends. So he goes to a burger joint but gets beat up outside, the owner sees and offers him a free burger. He goes home crying, but a little happy. When he gets there, he finds his stepfather's gun and decides to end himself. But he's too stupid to shoot himself in the head so he shoots himself in the stomach and then realizes he's not THAT stupid to not feel pain. So he calls the cops, they save him. He gets a record deal, mom won't allow it, but he takes it up at 14 and starts his crap career (think I'm lying? google Lil' Wayne shot himself, actually google all you can about him).
Him and Birdman are fucking low key. Well birdman tries to keep it discreet but Lil' Wayne just throws it out there. "Weezy F baby" (Weezy fuckin' baby. The "F" was meant to be a "+" under the tree they first made out under but you know, Lil' Wayne can't spell, let alone carve, so they just ran with it).
Ladies and gentlemen, your favorite rapper!
by Montana Trax August 19, 2010
A rapper who sucks.. Period.
Claims that he is the best rapper alive, when he has the weakest lyrics and rhyming skills ever.
Sounds fuckin' annoying when he talks, and is hella fugly.
Most of his raps consist of lines like this,
"You a blondy, so you can't see me, no you like Stevie".
Killing Hip-Hop, along with Soulja Boy.
Claims that he is the best rapper alive, when he has the weakest lyrics and rhyming skills ever.
Sounds fuckin' annoying when he talks, and is hella fugly.
Most of his raps consist of lines like this,
"You a blondy, so you can't see me, no you like Stevie".
Killing Hip-Hop, along with Soulja Boy.
Person 1: Aye man! Lil Wayne is the illest rapper ever!
Person 2: get the fuck outta here, before i kill you.
Person 2: get the fuck outta here, before i kill you.
by belladoux April 26, 2008
the lamest son of a bitch alive to ever pick up a microphone. this man has absolutely no idea or talent. shit, his voice is so shitty they gotta edit that shit through 10 voice altering programs to make it sound "better" but it still fails. claims to be the best rapper while the nigga doesnt got a clue of wat hes talking bout. brags about his gunwounds which he accidentally shot himself. brags about selling crack, while that motherfucker never even been out in the street. brags about beef wit police, while he got arrested 3 times in his life for weed and petty theft. impressive huh? also got mad teardrop tattoos to symbolize the cum drops from his daddy birddickman, and also represents the tears of pain when his daddy ripped his asshole when they first started fucking. faggot.
and im right right
and ur wrong left
khaled best deejay
weezy best rappuh
-lil wayne's overused lyrics...GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE NIGGA!
and ur wrong left
khaled best deejay
weezy best rappuh
-lil wayne's overused lyrics...GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE NIGGA!
by fucklilwayne June 01, 2009
being born in 1993, and growing up with everybody in my high school being obssesed with him, he is the reason i have lost hope in my generation, the reason hip hop is dead, the worst rapper to ever pick up the mic, please dont ever listen to his song
by flyihh April 03, 2009
a so called "rapper" who shot himself with a gun.His rhymes are really weak and he just sucks at rapping.
He is now starting to sing rock songs which just doesn't appeal to me ( or anyone else who really likes rap).
He is now starting to sing rock songs which just doesn't appeal to me ( or anyone else who really likes rap).
by weezy1178 June 16, 2009
1 a rapper who is terrible has no flow, can't rap, and thinks he's the best but is not. Also if every album you ever made was bad.
3. someone who only cares about rapping about cars,girls,and how much money someone has.
3. someone who only cares about rapping about cars,girls,and how much money someone has.
EX.1 (birdman): yo i got a bat, and a cat,but im not fat
( me ): (slaps birdman with a wu tang clan cd) yo you a LIL WAYNE
EX.3 ( Joey ) : I gto hella dough, but i got no flow, no more, all i care about is bitches, and not getting hit with switches.
( me ) yo you such a lil wayne
( me ): (slaps birdman with a wu tang clan cd) yo you a LIL WAYNE
EX.3 ( Joey ) : I gto hella dough, but i got no flow, no more, all i care about is bitches, and not getting hit with switches.
( me ) yo you such a lil wayne
by i speak the truth 2 April 14, 2010