left handed beer bottle

a large, fake wang usually used for a dirty rasberry hudini swirl.

Man, i was givin this girl a hudini swirl last night and she asked me to use the left handed beer bottle!

by 4seasonsfunds May 18, 2006

Left-Hand Suzuki Method

An outrageous sexual act in which a man ejaculates onto a bowl of white rice. The female in this particular scenario then consumes the bowl of rice. Note the "Left-Hand" part of the title, which implies that the man is a right-handed self-fornicator using his least dominant hand.

Wilhelm: "Well, good day, Bentley, did you consummate with your lovely wife last evening?"

Bentley: "But of course, my dear Wilhelm. I finally got the unique opportunity to demonstrate the Left-Hand Suzuki Method to her. It was an experience I shan't soon forget."

by Sergeant Explosion May 20, 2010

Los Angeles Left Hand Turn Signal

When your in a left lane at an intersection and right as the light turns red you slam the gas pedal and honk your horn so traffic knows your coming.

Damn it Dave that guy did a Los Angeles Left Hand Turn Signal and nearly cut me off.

by Overlord of Ducks March 31, 2021

Left handed golf swing

When you hit the crack pipe while getting a bj from a crack whore

Yo, that left handed golf swing is going to kill you.

by That_Fairy August 28, 2025

swing left handed

Gay or gayeee
Bisexual mostly bull dike!

Tell your homie she better quit, I don't swing left handed!

by MeMonchie March 12, 2021

left handed scissor

When a male and a female go at it ass to vagina, respectively, using a double-ended dildo.

Nothing gets me off like a good Left Handed Scissoring with my girl!

Friend: Did you see Kobe bust his achilles?
Reply: Ya he went down awkward, like a Left Handed Scissor.

by the_cosby_sweater April 24, 2014

left handed devil worshiper

An individual who writes or operates with their left hand, and subsequently worships Satan.

Do we have any left handed devil worshipers in the room

by i don't like usernames March 22, 2017