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Stop talking about lawnmower man

An expression used for telling someone to shut up when they've been talking for way too long about something nobody cares about, especially when the subject matter is an obscure/poor quality piece of media or pseudocelebrity.

The quote itself originates from the youtube channel "Funhaus", when Bruce Greene interrupts the others as they're having a conversation about the movie "Lawnmower Man".

Lawrence: "The Lawnmower Man director, you could tell he was really building up to it cause he teased-"
Bruce: "Stop talking about. Lawnmower. Man."
(At a party)
Guy 1: If you're gonna watch Waterworld, you'd better watch the Ulysses Cut or else you'll be missing out on a lot of scenes that help explain more about the world. It also helps you get a deeper understanding of the Smokers' religious beliefs and their ability to refine-
Guy 2: Hey man, you better stop talking about lawnmower man, you're scaring the hoes away.
by Pierce Brosnan's Nipples October 15, 2023
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Missouri lawnmower

The act of performing cunnilingus with braces and simultaneously removing pubic hairs, one-by-one, by getting them stuck in the wires of said braces.
Dude, I gave my girlfriend's sister a Missouri lawnmower after I got my braces tightened at the orthodontist.
by DuckButterKing September 25, 2013
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persian lawnmower

The act of engaging in Anal sex while reaching around and give them a good ole shave job in there pubic region.
Sad man: Man my wife wont shave her pussy
Happy man:Give her the old persian lawnmower
Sad man:time to get the bushhog
by yourwhalecum69 July 2, 2014
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starting a lawnmower

The act of performing vaginal sex on your partner while yanking a long string of anal beads from their rectum.
My partner and I tried a new sexual position last night called starting a lawnmower.
by omg i knew that? November 27, 2013
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Italian Lawnmower

(verb)- to Shave someones back while having sexual intercourse with that being, weather alive or dead.
I totaly need to Italian Lawnmower Gina, she needs it.
by a_man_with_no_arms September 27, 2006
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Mexican Lawnmower

When your typical fat cat Republican deports all the Mexicans except for one, to be used as a chore monkey.
Pence: Who the hell is that mowing your private golf course?
Trump: That is my Mexican Lawnmower. If he's good, I'll pay him with tacos.
by KalloFox34 December 1, 2019
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redneck lawnmower

A shot and a beer to get things started. After a long day working for the man a redneck pulls up to his favorite bar stool and orders a shot and a beer to start his Friday (or Monday) night off right.
It's payday and the end of the week. I'll take a redneck lawnmower!
by nebtam August 6, 2010
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