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Rusty Lawnmower Bongo Drum

When feces accidentally sprays out of the anus during the course of performing a lawnmower and is addressed by tapping it back into the anus, much like beating on a bongo drum.
How'd that orgy go, Max?
Oh, not too well, Horace. I had to administer a rusty lawnmower bongo drum. You see, I got a little wild with my pull on the anal beads and had to bust out my Billie Jean drum beats to quell the flow of ass butter. Thank God my 4-4 timing was impeccable otherwise it may have been much worse.
by Shmizdow May 9, 2011
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sweet baby jesus on a lawnmower

An exclamation when everything has gone to shit. I.e., your crazy coworker who was just fired has returned to the office with a handgun.
"Sweet baby Jesus on a lawnmower, it's Ahmed and the crazy mofo has a gun!"
by OhForF*cksSake March 29, 2015
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kill two cats with one lawnmower

Since you are going to the store you may as well kill two cats with one lawnmower and return the cans.
by cadet stimpy October 10, 2003
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Stop talking about lawnmower man

An expression used for telling someone to shut up when they've been talking for way too long about something nobody cares about, especially when the subject matter is an obscure/poor quality piece of media or pseudocelebrity.

The quote itself originates from the youtube channel "Funhaus", when Bruce Greene interrupts the others as they're having a conversation about the movie "Lawnmower Man".

Lawrence: "The Lawnmower Man director, you could tell he was really building up to it cause he teased-"
Bruce: "Stop talking about. Lawnmower. Man."
(At a party)
Guy 1: If you're gonna watch Waterworld, you'd better watch the Ulysses Cut or else you'll be missing out on a lot of scenes that help explain more about the world. It also helps you get a deeper understanding of the Smokers' religious beliefs and their ability to refine-
Guy 2: Hey man, you better stop talking about lawnmower man, you're scaring the hoes away.
by Pierce Brosnan's Nipples October 15, 2023
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Lawnmower tits

Tits that will take your face....off.
Ian you shouldn't have fooled with the lawnmower tits me boy.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
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LAWNMOWER

Losers Are Willfully Neglecting My Orange Wife Entering Rebirth
Me: Yo Joe Biden, LAWNMOWER!

Joe: Uh uh uh, grass?

Me: No Joe, LAWNMOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by OG Crackerman May 4, 2022
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sweedish lawnmower

A sexual act in which a man rips out a woman’s pubes out with his teeth as he vibrates his lips on her pussy lips
Hey bro I gave my girl a Sweedish lawnmower and she squirted everywhere
by Bummer753 June 6, 2024
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