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Dirty Ass Kunt Palmer

A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.
Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.

Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
by ballplayer182 March 18, 2022
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Kunt

An adjective used to describe a noun that is Sassy, Sexy, feminine, fashionable, or iconic. Homage should be given to the drag, ballroom, LGBTQ+, fem communities where this terminology was born.
Gurl, that rhinestone corset she wore tonight was very kunt!
by KuntyBitch February 17, 2022
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Ku Klux Kunting

The act of fingering or fucking the cunt while being extremely racist
I was Ku Klux Kunting my black girlfriend last night
Did you call her the n slur?
More than 400 times
by John Crump July 21, 2025
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Kunted

When a group of PST's collude to use radiological torture, psychological torture, physical torture, biological torture, to slander, illegally use names, BIODATA, and likenesses WITHOUT CONSENT, for frame jobs, smear campaigns, coercion, and WAR CRIMES against minorities, protected classes of people including the elderly, the disabled, people of mid-low socioeconomic status including children as young as 2 y/o, for the purpose of their victim's murder, rape, gang-rape, terrorist threats, molestation, physical enslavement, cognitive enslavement, defrauding, interruption of access to healthcare and want to make a pretense of being the victim. The Neo Nazi Regime that now includes Nazi Extremist South Asians, when they get caught, prosecuted, and slip into oblivion, they want to say they were hunted/cunted for the sake of ambiguation. There is a faction on Silver Lane that meets at Rentschler Stadium for Hate Speech.

This term is not to be confused with wanting to have relations with blonde, redhead, or headless, swine or other farm animals or dead things.
"He kunted/cunted me!"
"So you got Peppa Pigged, huh?"
"Unfortunately no, he wasn't into beastiality."
"But I did manage to frame him for pedophilia, rape and hurting my and my ped-owner's branded buttocks, 420 yo!"
"Oh!" "So when do I mark my calendar to perjure myself, for this mark?"

"Do you see what I just did there?"
"Ha!"
" I missed the last person/family we did the frame-job on."
"Yeah, just tell me what to lie about and I'll rally our Neo Nazis slaves and our soulless satanic cattle at Rentschler Stadium, if I can tear them away from the minority minors we abduct."
"It'll be a gas... chamber"
"Huh?"
"Ha!"
"We we've got to do something about the African Americans of Jewish Heritage in our town, our state, our country."
"I'm tired of having to say both n-----er and k--e in the same sentence, all this hate is making me want some opened yogurt." "The fresher the better, I had to wait two years for mine." "My Dad gave me what I wanted in no time. I begged for it, after dinner every night, he had to put a lock on his bedroom door." "They all did."
"All who?"
"All the males in the trailer, they could hear me at night... a'commin'."
"Well here's to good ol' opened yogurts!"
"Yay!"
"Yum!"
"Yum!"
by MyNameIsNotMariconIDontConsent January 16, 2025
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Kunt

A euphemism word for the word cunt. Also c-word.
You dumb f-wording kunt! I just wanna f-word your c-word.
by marcotoa January 20, 2025
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Kunt

A word originating in the 1660s that's meaning is trusted and most loyal friend.
Australian Vocabulary-every one is a kunt . There's good kunts,shit kunts,funny kunts,stinky kunts,big kunts,lil kunts,ruch kunts,poor kunts,dumb kunts and every kind of kunt imaginable.
by Ryandennisgeorge March 12, 2025
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Kunt

It can mean whatever you want it to mean!

So many are offended by C U N T because they make it out to be an offensive word.

But KUNT is spelled differently so how can it be offensive? I mean Bear and Bare sound the same but are spelled differently and mean different things, what’s the difference?
You say Karen, I say KUNT!

If you’re offended by me saying KUNT, it sounds like a you problem. Quit being a hard K!
by Sears420 June 10, 2024
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