kidbap

Smashing a minor over the head with a hard or impactful object in order to forcibly take custody of them.

Harry got kidbapped, his family is upset.

by MilesGyrdle January 21, 2025

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kidbap

To smash a minor over the head with a hard or impactful object in order to forcibly take them into custody.

The child was kidbapped. His family were very upset.

by MilesGyrdle January 21, 2025

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This word, often spotted in the wilds of AOL chat rooms, refers to a bully being kidnapped in a mall. Its historical importance is unmatched, as it was once wielded like a verbal sword to defend a girl’s friend. This girl, by the way, had a peculiar taste in boys—specifically, those who had a passion for chewing gum. Truly, a tale for the ages!

Person1: "SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDNEPAPPED"
Person2: "ITS KIDNAPPED"
Person1: "OMMMMMMGGGGG"

by Dontsayyourname January 2, 2026

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