A "Keef Ball" is keef wrapped around a rolling paper in a ball that you smoke. You can put this in your bowl to smoke out of a bong or pipe or you can put it in the middle of your joint to smoke.
by sshort November 13, 2018
a handsome boy. he is loveable and super funny. he is ver y loyal and is always there for you. even though it seems like he has the best life, he has troubles of his own. he won’t let his troubles stop him from helping someone else though. if you have a keefe in your life, keep him close and keep him forever. he needs you and you need him
by teamfosterkeefe June 20, 2022
by Fdapigs1312 July 14, 2022
My sexy boyfriend from Keeper of the Lost Cities.
me: Keefe is SO hot
jenny: he is not real tho
me: SHUT UP YOU BITCH! THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU YOU UGLY PUSSY!!
jenny: *crying* okay sheesh.....
jenny: he is not real tho
me: SHUT UP YOU BITCH! THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU YOU UGLY PUSSY!!
jenny: *crying* okay sheesh.....
by OMGYEAH#559 February 29, 2024
Keef Tomsum is a term that is often used to describe a tall black man who actually freed the slaves. His large hands and feet, coupled with an inordinately small car, all serve to suggest an incredibly large dick that has been proved to extend farther than the ends of the universe. Not to be confused with the other lesser-known Snickers member, Keem Tomlinson.
Person 1: Is that two guns in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Person 2: ...that's a nine mil and a nine inch.
Person 1: Okay then mister Keef Tomsum.
Person 1: What the fuck is that? That's gotta be at least nine inches!
Person 2: Yeah, I call him little Keef Tomsum.
Person 2: ...that's a nine mil and a nine inch.
Person 1: Okay then mister Keef Tomsum.
Person 1: What the fuck is that? That's gotta be at least nine inches!
Person 2: Yeah, I call him little Keef Tomsum.
by balzinjawz November 24, 2021
Noun; (Err-th key-f) the fine dust particles that sneak through your window screen and sprinkle your home with the smells of Arizona.
by BlandersoonCooper March 26, 2018
by EPICPUSSYDESTORYER March 08, 2023