Addicted to Sophie got a big cock loves fucking Jack Michael’s bum hole and never fails to impress in the bed with Jack
by Dbdhdbefggh July 18, 2021

A guy that plays way too much rocket league and overwatch. Man has a tiny dick but likes to pull it out for any guy walking across the street. He loves cheese dip but only homemade (Must use giant block). He has two kittens who will absolutely tear up his apartment. An absolute menace as soccer. Oh and He's a dickhead. An absolute timebomb. Tick tock tick tock
Kade randomly pulls his cock out for the guy walking down the road.
That guy has to be named Kade, he plays way too many video games
That guy has to be named Kade, he plays way too many video games
by beep beep bop beep June 12, 2023

by Cabbage77 December 11, 2018

A tall piece of shit. but in a loving way. He will fight for his friends and is low key a fag. Gets too attached to people he loves and eventually ends up driving them away bc he sucks. Dirty Blonde hair, blue-green eyes, smokes too much weed, talks shit on white people even tho he is white. Kade is a huge ass chismoso but is good at keeping secrets if u need him to. Sweet but a dick at the same time. Too dirty of a mind thats definitely lost him friends. He makes weird obscure references and has adhd to the extent that coffee calms him. Kades loyal to his partner no matter what bc he's been hurt before and wants to hold onto people he loves (ik its clingy don't make me say it) He also has an unhealthy amount of Oakland Athletics hats (idk why)
Person 1: Woah did u hear Kade hotboxed a room at the school?
Person 2: Yeah he won't stfu abt it sometimes I think he needs to chill with the stories cuz its to the point i think some of them fake
Person 2: Yeah he won't stfu abt it sometimes I think he needs to chill with the stories cuz its to the point i think some of them fake
by THERINTHEROGUE May 4, 2022

Kade is the most handsome cutest boy ever to exist and is the best boyfriend ever. I love him so much and he's all that I need. I will forever love him and he is my favorite person. He's Blonde, tall, amazing personality with brown eyes. He has the most amazing smile and he is super cute and adorable. Kade always makes me laugh and cheers me up when I'm sad or mad. He will forever be in my heart and I love him so much. He is super strong and athletic and he means the world to me. Talking to him always makes my day amazing and he knows how to brighten everyone up!
Hi kade
Kade is amazing
Kade is amazing
by 🫀🫀🫀 February 26, 2023

by Aden Prothro June 7, 2018

a kade is a boy who loves to adventure, is very loving and caring. he usually is friends with everyone and often is popular. Kade is also very mysterious and hard to get to know well but when u do he is the most delightful person you’ve ever met. If ur friends with a kade u should know how respectful and funny he is and how he always makes u feel calm. If you have a kade as a friend keep him he’s the best
him / he
kade is / was
kade is / was
by dontsayitlikethät May 16, 2021
