Kaiden

Big Bertha( a bop )

She’s being so Kaiden today

by Dickwriter69 June 8, 2024

kaiden

kaiden is an obtuse, tubby , porky young lad who enjoys eating cake and fries on some occasions such as kaiden day he indulges in these foods whilst wearing his signature antler ears and playing sparkling zero

mylo : hey rabee butt do you think we should tell kaiden about evil stove?
rabee butt : idk hes quite fat and might start drooling at the thought of stove because you know it cooks food haha
mylo : yes but its evil stove so he will undrool because it uncooks his food hahahahahaa

by dababyraw November 26, 2024

Kaiden

To kaiden is to force one's self upon another sexually, synonymous with rape

Kaiden is a Phelon in the state of Texas

by CheddarToast67 November 12, 2025

kaiden

Big Sexy, Hottest Mf Alive

Kaiden is the biggest sexiest alive

by vip_princess1299 November 22, 2025

kaiden

a very good boy best friend, has a cute smile and is good-looking, funny

person 1: “did you see kaiden today?”

person 2: “yeah!!”

by Immiiii xx January 7, 2026

kaiden peakman

The biggest pussy slayer on the earth

"Man Kaiden Peakman is such a pussy slayer bro"

by BiggestPussySlayer November 2, 2017

Kaiden Blake

Kaiden Blake is an internet scene kid. He is most well known for his blue hair. He gained his popularity primarily from the social networking sites, Buzznet and Myspace. He has stated before that he is 'asexual' - but it is believed by many that he is really a closeted homosexual - though his die hard fangirls refuse to believe it. He spends most of his time whoring himself out on the interwebz & playing online games like Second Life. It has also been said that he is a musician and writer, but there is no proof of any valid work that he has put out. He moved to L.A. at some point and was seen hanging around with people like Audrey Kitching and Clint Catalyst - probably in hopes of feeding off of their popularity.

Girl 1 - who is this Kaiden Blake guy?

Girl 2 - you know, that trendy blue haired kid from myspace.

Girl 1 - um... no, I do not know.

Girl 2 - Oh, well, you are not missing anything.

by CheekyBottom July 25, 2009