juno

a man who was mad, he knew he’d been had. he shot at the sun. he shot as wily only friend.

juno was mad, he knew he’d been had, so he shot at the sun with a gun, shot at the sun with a gun, shot at his wily one only friend.

by whoisthepinkjew May 27, 2023

Juno

A humanoid alien creature that lurks in discord servers, this creature stinks so much that you can smell one from hundreds of miles away. The creatures mating call is that of a “grrr” noise that they often make, be warned the Juno is extremely toxic and will annoy you.

Wow I can’t believe Juno hasn’t been banned yet

by Sayorichan April 12, 2024

Juno

A very cool girl. She has nice legs and is sporty and somehow knows everyone that you’ve ever met. All of those people however adore her. 100 people would take a bullet for her but she doesn’t need someone protecting her.

Juno is an amazing person.
I know right?

by SARAHSWATI May 29, 2025

Juno

The best name in the world

My cat is called Juno and it suits her fine so lets have Juno as best name.

by anonymous June 12, 2022

Juno

Sweet loving person, usually in love with crystals and dark eyes. Any Juno is a loyal person stay with them forever you may never find another. Juno a very unique name and hard to find. Now listen, STAY with someone called juno they will be loyal and would never betray you. <3

Boy 1: Who’s Juno
Boy 2: Omg you have to meet her she is so loyal and Lovely

by Someonelxo November 23, 2021

Juno

Shoots at the sun, had been had

“Yo was Juno mad?”
“Yeah, he was had so he shot at the sun with a gun.”

by TallyRoom May 8, 2023

Juno

the pregnant girl from that one; movie (2007).

Did you see Juno?

by fantasywizards December 2, 2020