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Juno

Juno is a fighter. She will attack at any given moment. Never ever mess with alpha Juno. She eats toes and possibly eyes. You will never see a Juno in the wild, practically only in museums.
“Is that a Juno!?”
“It is!!”
by Kitten212121 September 7, 2022
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A really cool person. Not a movie. Not a Goddess. A gender neutral name for a super cool person.
-made by someone called Juno
Person 1: Juno is super cool
Person 2: You are based
by SomeoneCalledJuno April 1, 2021
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He is a person who once shot a bullet at the sun. He is very egocentric, and likes being accepted too much. Juno practices his mannerisms into the wall, but sees himself as the bigger person. He has a powerful job with a wife that doesn't like him. He slobbers over clovers on the hillsides, but lies about it. He doesn't know he's living a lie though.
Juno was mad.
by jerry that man January 6, 2024
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It's a name used for describing a person, doesn't matter if their name is actually Juno or not, who will be always lovable to someone and will stay there for them.
Person A: But you're such a Juno.. I love you <3
Person B: Thank you so much, I love you too <3
by Alawapr July 26, 2022
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A very cool girl. She has nice legs and is sporty and somehow knows everyone that you’ve ever met. All of those people however adore her. 100 people would take a bullet for her but she doesn’t need someone protecting her.
by SARAHSWATI May 29, 2025
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A humanoid alien creature that lurks in discord servers, this creature stinks so much that you can smell one from hundreds of miles away. The creatures mating call is that of a “grrr” noise that they often make, be warned the Juno is extremely toxic and will annoy you.
Wow I can’t believe Juno hasn’t been banned yet
by Sayorichan April 12, 2024
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Juno is an amazing person! Anyone would be lucky to be friends with a girl like her. She’s kind, funny, STUNNING, and probably gay. JUNO IS AMAZING!!!!!
Person 1: did you meet Juno?
Person 2: Yeah! She’s literally the best person I’ve ever met!
by Matchahhahahah October 30, 2023
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