The Jonas brothers love to suck dick, they would suck each others but they only have vagina's.
Jo Bro 1: Mmmmmm this is some good dick right here!
Jo Bro 2: Yeah, too bad we only have pussys!
Jo Bro 3: Enough of sucking cock, we have to go and sing to those screaming 9 year old girls!
on stage
Jo Bro 2: Ohhh yeahhh why don't you love me babeee yeahhhh let me suck your dick ohhhh yeahhhhhhhh
Jo Bro 1: Mmmmmm this is some good dick right here!
Jo Bro 2: Yeah, too bad we only have pussys!
Jo Bro 3: Enough of sucking cock, we have to go and sing to those screaming 9 year old girls!
on stage
Jo Bro 2: Ohhh yeahhh why don't you love me babeee yeahhhh let me suck your dick ohhhh yeahhhhhhhh
by Penguins Kick Ass March 11, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. by wet waffle October 19, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. Three homosexuals who are Beatles wannabees. They cant even do guitar solos. They have another homo named John Taylor. And in the music video S.O.S. you can see one of the Jonas fags playing a Gibson Les Paul, which shouldnt be used for gay boyband shit.
The Jonas Brothers suck cock.
by i like rock music August 1, 2010
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. A really annoying band who are full of themselves. They enjoy playing shitty music and copying good bands like Busted's songs, and ruin lyrics. They enjoy doing each other.
Joe: Hey, fellow Jonas Brothers!
Nick: Oh, hey! Wanna go ruin another Busted song?
Kevin: That would be Jona-fying!
Me (or any other person with sense): Shut the fuck up and stop making up your own words, you douchebags.
Nick: Oh, hey! Wanna go ruin another Busted song?
Kevin: That would be Jona-fying!
Me (or any other person with sense): Shut the fuck up and stop making up your own words, you douchebags.
by Mushuma September 18, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. Three gay ass wannabe rock pop singers who have degraded the meaning of rock only in a matter of a couple years, the only reasoned they ever got signed was cause they know how to suck cock.Its a shame the rest of america has fallen under there hypnotic spell, including A list celebrities like Oprah who had the nerve to let them play on her show
12 year old girl: Omg, Jonas brothers are super talented , they like write all there own songs and are an inspiration to america like omg,i could totally see joe hooking up with vanessa hudgens and kevin hooking up with Demi-Levoto like omg totally lol omg totally cool, like omg, best singers ever lol totally
A person walking by: to bad they take it up the bum.....
A person walking by: to bad they take it up the bum.....
by Makaveli Fan October 18, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. A horrible "band" made of three gay loser brothers. The older ones a show off and an attention hog, the youngest one expects everyone to feel sorry for him because he has diabetes, and the middle one is flaming fudge packer like his older brother. This fake band has to wear purity rings to let all their preppy 10 year old fans that sex is bad. What a fuckin load of bullshit!!!!!!!
by Santana57 September 24, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. The gayest bad in human history. A group of fags who dont have any friends, and must instead hang out with their own brothers. All are extremely ugly and untalented, only Miley Cyrus is slutty enough to date one of them.
Person #1: Hey, I just googled the word "gay", so why did the Jonas Brothers come up for all the results?
Person #2: Dude, where have you been? Everyone knows he Jonas brothers are a bunch of flamming homosexuals
Person #2: Dude, where have you been? Everyone knows he Jonas brothers are a bunch of flamming homosexuals
by JBs_sux September 27, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothersmug.