A very attractive male, who has an over average sized penis, and totally not under average. How do you even messure the average penis size, how is that possible? Iver messured once and it was very over average, at least 2mm. I think...
by Iver Johannes Hoff March 10, 2022
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You ever met Johann? The little guy that lives down in the marsh?
Yeah! He’s such a great little dude
Yeah! He’s such a great little dude
by Belvis Parsley March 18, 2022
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As a mortal he will experience countless pains and suffering endlessly being reincarnated only to be tormented over and over again as the other gods wait for his spirit to extinguish so that they may wipe humanity from the earth. Much as he did in the early days when chaos reigned and monsters still walked the land he protects his children with his own body. Though his form may vary this God will always be recognizable by those who know what to look for. His spirit feeds all of mankind and gives them passion and courage to face the unknown. When mankind huddled in their dens of mud fearful of the world and its dangers it was Johanne that gave them fire, taught them the ways of war, and gave them the courage to face the darkness and scream out a challenge.
As a mortal he will experience countless pains and suffering endlessly being reincarnated only to be tormented over and over again as the other gods wait for his spirit to extinguish so that they may wipe humanity from the earth. Much as he did in the early days when chaos reigned and monsters still walked the land he protects his children with his own body. Though his form may vary this God will always be recognizable by those who know what to look for. His spirit feeds all of mankind and gives them passion and courage to face the unknown. When mankind huddled in their dens of mud fearful of the world and its dangers it was Johanne that gave them fire, taught them the ways of war, and gave them the courage to face the darkness and scream out a challenge.
Bow before the bound God, bow before Johanne- Praise his name for he is all things always and forever.
by Ivictus January 17, 2021
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Get the Johanne mug.Get the Johanne mug.A very talented musician who could get every girl he would want, so if he chose you, then youre a lucky ass mf. He is genuine, kind, cute, handsome and so much more. Get yourself this handsome devil rn.
Girl 1. I wish I dated Martin Johannes.
Girl 2. I know, he is so talented oml.
Martin Johannes. I have so many options, idk who to choose.
Girl 2. I know, he is so talented oml.
Martin Johannes. I have so many options, idk who to choose.
by Alaskafocus4836 March 8, 2021
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