by Mindy Vendetta May 7, 2022
Get the Jizzy jezzy jess mug.The act of ejaculating between a woman’s ass crack perfectly and paying your tab by swiping your Visa, MasterCard, American Express or Discover Card quickly
Hey bro, how was the sex with Mandy?
I screwed her brains out bro, but I pulled out to swizzy jizzy on that big jumbo ass! So much fun bro.
I screwed her brains out bro, but I pulled out to swizzy jizzy on that big jumbo ass! So much fun bro.
by ManMythLegendDMV May 28, 2018
Get the Swizzy Jizzy mug.During the process of ejaculating onto a partner's face, the subject immediately bites the head off of a bat and spits blood onto their partner.
Oliver: "She said she had never tried a Jizzy Osbourne before."
Jack: "Is that when you bite off a chicken's head and spit blood all over her as you ejaculate?"
Olive: "Nah, that's a Jizzy Cooper. This one's with a bat."
Jack: "Oh of course! What the fuck? Has she never heard of Black Sabbath?"
Jack: "Is that when you bite off a chicken's head and spit blood all over her as you ejaculate?"
Olive: "Nah, that's a Jizzy Cooper. This one's with a bat."
Jack: "Oh of course! What the fuck? Has she never heard of Black Sabbath?"
by srika December 5, 2013
Get the Jizzy Osbourne mug.A no no dirty position that is only for the iron willed, where you lay down and ur female partner gets a toothpick and sticks it in the Métis and sits on it leading to a very painful experience that pays back in a very pleasing manner usually used in the back of a BJ’s family restroom (also called the Bhutanese dragon chimney if you are in Asia)
by Wkdmsm February 23, 2024
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When you shoot a firearm of any kind spray-and-pray style and miss every shot. Often due to the fact that semen is usually shot out sloppily.
by TrilliASF September 24, 2022
Get the Jizzy with the tool mug.Australian slang for a root beer float.
by Chicken Wanker April 7, 2021
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