JIZZY GLIZZY

A no no dirty position that is only for the iron willed, where you lay down and ur female partner gets a toothpick and sticks it in the Métis and sits on it leading to a very painful experience that pays back in a very pleasing manner usually used in the back of a BJ’s family restroom (also called the Bhutanese dragon chimney if you are in Asia)
My girl gave me the best JIZZY GLIZZY in my life and now I have 18 african kids (I’m white)
by Wkdmsm February 24, 2024
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Jizzy D

1)A placeholder name given to rappers without a nickname.

2)Probably a knock-off name given to a rapper in a GTA game.
1) Yo did you hear that new song by Jizzy D?

2)What was the name of that guy from GTA, Jizzy D?
by King fuck wad December 21, 2016
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Jizzy Queef

When a mf jizz in your hole and you queef it out
Hey Ethan I just hella jizzy queefed in that bitch
Damn Karma you savage
by Perinea August 10, 2022
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Jizzy with the tool

When you shoot a firearm of any kind spray-and-pray style and miss every shot. Often due to the fact that semen is usually shot out sloppily.
"You heard T was jizzy with the tool?"
"Yeah he wasted 2 clips man."
by TrilliASF September 24, 2022
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Jizzy Osbourne

During the process of ejaculating onto a partner's face, the subject immediately bites the head off of a bat and spits blood onto their partner.
Oliver: "She said she had never tried a Jizzy Osbourne before."

Jack: "Is that when you bite off a chicken's head and spit blood all over her as you ejaculate?"

Olive: "Nah, that's a Jizzy Cooper. This one's with a bat."

Jack: "Oh of course! What the fuck? Has she never heard of Black Sabbath?"
by srika December 05, 2013
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Wiesi and Jizzy

The technique of simultaneously defecating in each others face used by two homosexuell man. Often practiced under the influence of poppers.
Philipp: Hey Christoph, what did you do yesterday?

Christoph: You can´t remember!? We did that Wiesi and Jizzy thing all night long toghether. I still have some bits between my teeth.
Philipp: Trudy, now I remember. Must be the poppers. They make my always a bit confused the day after.
Christoph: Talking about after. Wanna do a Wiesi and Jizzy tonight?
Philipp: Sure. I´ll bring the Poppers.
by BiscottiWiscotti March 15, 2018
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Jizzy Jet

Probably one of the only rap artists I can stand to listen to these days.used to only distribute music via e-mail to top fans but he's starting to become more accessible.
stan:yo you heard that new Jizzy Jet album, PKL
Kris:I can't man! I dont know anyone who gets the email, hook me up my nig!
by UltraBaller March 24, 2011
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