the dumbest person mishka has ever met but also one of the best people she’s ever met. jess is also a bottom and just won’t admit it but she knows it’s true
by plutounicorn April 19, 2020
Get the Jess mug.Jess is generally short for Jessie. To be a Jess is to be true to ones self through and through. He is generally a creative type and has that spark that is exhibited in no other. Generally he has many walls put up and tends to avoid conflict but if you teach him that he can trust you, you will never regret it. Once he lets you in he is the sweetest person. His platonic love is shown more than his romantic love but both are stronger than Hercules himself. He lives off of sarcasm and has a twenty page list of movies you MUST see. He listens to all types of music and will bombard you with recommendations. If you hurt him he will forgive you, his breaking point is too far. He will leave if he has too but only as a last resort. When one pushes him in this way he is colder than the dark side of Mercury. Never do this to him because despite the calm and collected outside, he just wants someone that won’t leave. If you have a Jess you are one of the luckiest people on earth.
Yeah I’m going to go check of Jess, he’s in a funk cause he has to leave his best friend.
What song are you listening to?
Oh, Jess recommenced it. Isn’t it a bop?
What song are you listening to?
Oh, Jess recommenced it. Isn’t it a bop?
by Unicornboi May 6, 2020
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A boy who is an absolute jerk. He loves anime, hentai, and girls with big melons front and back. He will date you for your body and ask you for some noodles if yk what i mean.
Person 1- UGH! Jess is such a jerk!
Person 2- Maybe you shouldn't have dated him.
Person 3- How was she supposed to know he was a perv?
Person 1- Ok sir wise- guy person 2 >:(
Person 2- Maybe you shouldn't have dated him.
Person 3- How was she supposed to know he was a perv?
Person 1- Ok sir wise- guy person 2 >:(
by Amethyst ♤ May 16, 2020
Get the Jess mug.A Jess is a women with a very large butt. They are known for using their hips to play catch. Most females do not know if they are a Jess, but are called by nickname. Unlike a Karen, Jess do not care about speaking to the manager. Many people do not know the word Jess, so I put it in here cause I’m tired of the Karen’s everywhere.
by Rakatasuarus May 31, 2020
Get the Jess mug.A girl who loves the colour yellow, wears scrunchies , her friends call her a vsco girl for it, uses tik tok only to see hot people and cute videos.
by Eggs and spices June 1, 2020
Get the Jess mug.Jess is that one girl. She is the girl you where looking for for so long. She is unbelievably beautiful and her smile makes you weak. If you are brave enough to go and talk to her then life has just made you the best gift you could ever receive. Her stunning appearance is only the tip of the iceberg. Jess is so cool. She is not like all the other girls. She is straight up and tells you what she wants and what not. These eyes where made to love but also to kill. She is like a hunting kitten that likes to play. In readably cute but if you not careful you will end up with claws in your skin. Her style is amazing just as her good taste for music. She is very into arts and her humor is dark and dirty. (Her laughter comes straight from hell) She Is a fucking sex bomb! Jess is always ready to please you. And she likes it rough.( be prepared to get scratches on your neck and back) she is just amazing! I have never met a girl like her before. Whenever I can’t see her I miss her. And whenever she is not with me I think of her. I just love Jess. And I always will.
Girl: uhhh that’s a fucking short skirt!
Boy: ...well she’s fucking hot! That’s Jess so shut the fuck up!
Boy: ...well she’s fucking hot! That’s Jess so shut the fuck up!
by OldSchmetterhand June 1, 2020
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