jens lehmann

German Goalkeeper who since the FA CUP in 2005 has shown mass improvement for Arsenal and deserves to be Germany's #1 GK over Oliver Kahn in the upcoming world cup.

Jens Lehmann is probably the best german goalkeeper as of right now.

by Pobecax April 02, 2006

Jen-Cera

Jen-Cera is what you do to a friend's new date until you decide whether or not to like them. You treat them mean, make fun of them, and act like they don't exist until you know they are going to be around for awhile.

"I am just going to Jen-Cera her for awhile. We all know Todd has a different girlfriend every week and I'm not getting attached unless she is going to be around for at least a month."

by Hi-Ho Silver September 09, 2011

Jen&Jon

Jen&Jon is an alternate name for a couple where the girl's name is Jennifer, and the guy's name is Jonathan. Jen&Jon is one of the greatest things to ever come about this world. Jen&Jon are perfect for each other, and will always be happy together. They love each other with all their hearts, and will always be there for each other.

Oh my gosh! Jen&Jon are absolutely PERFECT together!! Soooo cute!

by AHOpElessHoe October 25, 2011

Jens Stoltenberg

To speak English in a VERY HEAVY Norwegian accent.

Jens Stoltenberg: I em deh NATO sheef .

Us: I am the NATO cheif.

by Norgemannen November 28, 2020

Jacob Jennings

Jacob Jennings is the guy you want to marry. A total dawg in the bed, lasts for hours. Humongous penis used for destroying milfs. Overall an athletic nice guy.

Omg, I had to be in a wheelchair for 2 weeks after a night with Jacob Jennings!

by Mathew Stein April 08, 2020

Aunt Jen

The hangover you get when you party with the youngest of your spinster aunts.

Holy hell, do I have an Aunt Jen!

by Marne57 December 20, 2020

Ken Jennings

1. (name) A contestant on jeopardy who won 74 games in a row.

2. (adj.) Anything really smart

3. (adj.) Used to describe something or someone who has many sucsesses in a row

4. (verb) The act of forcefully inserting pinecones into someone else's anus.

1. Did you seen Ken Jennings on TV last night?

2. That is one Ken Jennings little boy if I've ever seen one.

3. That soccer team is hella Ken Jennings!

4. Bring your daughter over after the ballet and we can all Ken Jennings.

by skine November 15, 2004