Jeffery

He has an big ass head, he can’t pull for shit, he use an extra extra small condom, but he funny and he love ugly hoes

Girl:look at Jeffery the one with the big ass head
Girl2: I heard he has an small dick

by Pee body October 30, 2019

Jeffery Bimpson

A large man with hard testicles and likes getting a lot of blowys.

Yes my G Jeffery Bimpson lets get pissed with the lads.

by BeggarFromTheWordIndustry June 6, 2018

jefferies

an annoying kid that says kian chong and has a iq of 50 below 0 and loves tom daley but is mean and will get repercussions

wow bob that kid is mean and annoying ya i know hes a real jefferies

by boilop April 26, 2017

Slippery Jeffery

To short cut like a boss, be led or lead to a place of unspeakable possibilities, fastest way to awesomeness

"Mate hit this slippery jeffery on ya left.... do it.... you'll thank me later"

by Fakejoote July 15, 2015

Jeffery beeman

Jeffery beeman is a teddy bear sometimes he can very mean. He is very lazy he lay up by the bed and play video games and watch TV. Jeffery beeman is a person that has a very big penis he is very good in bed and out the bed girls cannot handle him

Girl 1.who is thatui
Girl 2.i think that is Jeffery beeman

Girl 3. he has on jersey shorts
Girl 4. He's packing

by Emaniiibite November 23, 2021

Jeffery Cockenberg

Someone who is incredibly smart, handsome, funny, and charismatic person who would beat the shit out of Oswaldo G for being a asshole and not reading Tokio Hotels break up note and being a bitch about it to random people on Snapchat.

Jeffery Cockenberg is so fucking hot I want to date him YASSSSS GIRL SLAYYYYY

by Jeff Cockenberg October 6, 2023

Jeffery

Jeffery is the other half of your brain that thinks it’s ok to be weak, to accept the laziness of modern society. He lives the more comfortable lifestyle, avoiding all challenges. He criticizes men for beginning their self-improvement journeys, and encourages them to be lazy like him. He excessively eats processed foods, jerks off to porn, and indulges in instant-gratification activities like video games, social media, and tv all day long. He fails to set goals for himself daily and strive towards them. His testosterone levels are to the lowest of the low, and his masculinity is subsiding beneath him. Everyone has a Jeffery within them, but the people with the strongest wills choose not to follow his lead.

Young Gym Bro: Man, beginning my self-improvement was the best decision I’ve ever made.

Adonis: I’m really glad you feel that way. We as men are made for more than just playing video games and watching porn.

Jeffery: *to himself* Look at those idiots. They must never enjoy their lives; working out daily, eating healthy shit, never playing video games, bunch of dumbasses.

Young Gym Bro: Yo Jeffery, you mirin brah?

Adonis: He totally is.

by ZyzzIsMyGod June 23, 2022