jazz

(n.) Marijuana, pot, Mary Jane, weed, etc

(v.) to smoke pot

"I just bought some jazz."
"I'm going to get jazzed tonight, someone hand me my jazzbag."

by Kiki September 18, 2003

Jazzed

When partaking In vigorous sexual intercourse a saxophone, previously being placed on the wall above the head board, falls and hits the female/male on the head therefore being jazzed.

“Last night I had sex and the girl got jazzed lol”

by Wordsmith20 May 09, 2020

jazz

cunt

Jazz says: "OMGZ YOU FUCKING COPIED ME BITCH" or "EVERYONE LOVES ME IM SO HOT" or maybe even "I HAVE SEX WITH LIKE 20 GUYS EVERY .29 SECONDS"
Everyone else says: "FUCK YOU JAZZ YOU'RE A CUNT"

by aniawaffles May 02, 2009

Jazzed

The past partciple of Jizz, and an alternate form of the rather unpleasant, "Jizzed".

I am Jizzing
I will Jizz
I Jazzed.

Yeah man, I jazzed on her face thrice times.

by Garwandy October 11, 2011

Jazzing

Jizzing, butt in a more homosexual way

Jordan Taylor was jazzing in his room

by PyroTyrone January 05, 2014

jazzed

1.heavily under the influence of controlled substances and/or alcohol

2.Being defeated by a large margin

1.-"Last night I was so jazzed"
-"You cant even begin to comprehend the level of jazzed-ness I was at when I smoked salvia"

2."Dude I just got jazzed by that level 70"

by kitchenstadium October 22, 2007

jazzed

past tense jizz or past tense cum

wow last night a jazzed a little

by milk69 February 09, 2008