by Jajshhahsjsvvsjs October 10, 2020
Get the Jayden mug.Jayden is the name given to a little boy in a mans body they often think they are the toughest in the room and can pull all the girls but more often than not you will see him outside the school gates at 3:15 looking for his date.
by The real pm September 24, 2020
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He is a great guy and he is also very chill, he will ask for advice and completely ignore it.
He is a great guy and he is also very chill, he will ask for advice and completely ignore it.
L: Hey! Have you paid for your therapy sessions yet Jayden?
J: Not yet, btw I need some advice, I like this girl Keilani. Can you help?
L: Sure. (give therapy)
J: Thanks. I'll go do the opposite of what u told me.
L: That'll be $50
J: Okay ill pay next month.
J: Not yet, btw I need some advice, I like this girl Keilani. Can you help?
L: Sure. (give therapy)
J: Thanks. I'll go do the opposite of what u told me.
L: That'll be $50
J: Okay ill pay next month.
by ElMono August 22, 2023
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A name for someone whos a very perverted asshole who preys on girls much younger than him.
Small dick
Flat ass (like no bounce, no recoil)
He scares the hoes away
His head is built like a box of captain crunch cereal
His balls havent dropped and his dick smells like brimstone and sulfur
Small dick
Flat ass (like no bounce, no recoil)
He scares the hoes away
His head is built like a box of captain crunch cereal
His balls havent dropped and his dick smells like brimstone and sulfur
“Yo did you hear about Jayden going to jail for molesting that 5 year old kid??”
“Yeah dude, shit was crazy”
“Yeah dude, shit was crazy”
by Cheesycum69 March 30, 2022
Get the Jayden mug.Jayden is a girl with a big heart. She won’t let you down to her best ability and will always try to make you happy. She has been through hell and back, and will always try to make the best of it. She fakes a smile to make others happy. She’s always there to listen even if she is the one who needs to talk. She simply won’t give up on friends no matter how much they have put her through. She hates feeling alone, especially when she knows she has people around. She’s very beautiful and kind, but you don’t want to see her mad. She’s kinda crazy and really goofy. But she’s a friend no one wants to lose.
by Savannah2019 February 9, 2019
Get the Jayden mug.Jayden is a depressing girl and very anti-social, she doesn’t really get along with other people because she has anxiety.
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