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Calm It Janet

when someone is being so uterly annoying you tell them to calm it with Janet at the end to make it funny
"i fucking hate you" said John in a dumbass tone
"calm it Janet" Said Bob in a mocking tone
by Some Guy That Showed Up June 29, 2025
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Janet

Pretty much the hottest female brawler in the game. She was added as a Chromatic brawler in Season 12: The Stunt Show, along with Bonnie as an Epic one. Also the reason r/JanetSimps and a lot of r34 arts about her exist. Can say she is close to Melodie, another hot brawler that has a moan in her "sad" pin.
Janet main: I love playing Janet! She is hot!
Melodie main: I love spamming Melodie's sad pin to hear the moan.
by binchillin_goofyahh June 24, 2024
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The Janet Paradox

When Julayne and me disclose to everyone that our Relationship was a lie. I.e. we were never a couple. We were just certifying our acting abilities in Hell.
If someone is getting too much over on Julayne's we introduce them to the Janet Paradox. Pair of Drs. Pair of Docs, Doc Martins. Air Where? Every Where.
by God, ~• The Devil June 13, 2025
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janet april

The girl that everyone will want. When you kiss her, you will fall in love and if you're lucky enough to taste her pussy, you will forever become addicted. You will spend hours upon hours trying to please Janet April and do anything she wants to satisfy her.
I can't get enough of that Janet april
by Shiningknight60 April 26, 2022
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JANET

Janet is a hoe who lets anyone in her backdoor. Janet is a dirty bitch. She is sometimes known as a dickwagon. She ain’t pretty but she gets the job done. She may not be your first choice but you’ll never complain once you’re inside her. Janet is a whore.
Janet knows just how you like it.
Janet is such a hoe!
by BShift Bitches June 7, 2019
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audio janet

A funny wordplay referring to female audio jack. It is coined by Mehdi Sadaghdar, well known by his YouTube channel called ElectroBOOM, who usually shocks himself with electricity. In his video called 'Trying to Make a Wireless Lavalier Microphone', he used that expression to call the thing, which I have written about at the start of the description. (Yes, I learn British English)
Salesman: What would you like to buy?
Customer: I'd like to buy an audio janet.
Salesman: What?
Customer: I'm talking about a female audio jack.
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Janet

Pretty much the hottest female brawler in the game. She was added as a Chromatic brawler in Season 12: The Stunt Show, along with Bonnie as an Epic one. Also the reason r/JanetSimps and a lot of r34 arts about her exist. Can say she is close to Melodie, another hot brawler that has a moan in her "sad" pin.
Janet main: I love playing Janet! She is hot!
Melodie main: I love spamming Melodie's sad pin to hear the moan.
by binchillin_goofyahh June 24, 2024
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