Jalapeno Popper

Instance where a male has diarrhea that burns/hurts his anus so bad that symptoms include shaking of the legs, cold sweats, and most notably the shriveling up of the testicles. Because of this, many describe their testicles as beginning to ache.

"ahhh it hurts so badly" *thumping of leg against tile floor*

"yup, thats a jalapeno popper"

by hirec January 18, 2006

jalapeno condom

1. when someone uses a jalapeno flavored condom

2. when a crazy bastard rubs jalapeno on his dick to make it spicy

1. damn that guy uses jalapeno condoms
2. oh making your own jalapeno condom burns

by julian27 March 15, 2010

Jalapeño popper

When you put a jalapeño into the pussy or butthole of someone, like a dildo.

Stacey's boyfriend used a dildo, but Ashley's boyfriend wanted to spice it up, so he used a jalapeño popper.

by The r4p3r November 10, 2014

Jalapeño Popper

Any child of hispanic origin or heritage who is overweight.

"Man, we were in the hood last night chilling when some Jalapeño Poppers came out of nowhere!!'

Jalapeño mexican hispanic slur beaner

by DasFeuerficker October 31, 2011

naughty jalapeno

When a dude is having sex with a girl he takes a bottle of hot sauce and sticks it up the girls asshole so it burns her rectum while punching her ribs and stuffing a shit covered dildo in her mouth till she pukes.Then he yells ole' !

That girl is aching for a naughty jalapeno

by Cick February 26, 2010

Jalapeno

my bro(in theory) and he is very wierd and funny lolz

Jalapeno

by hotpinkdragon December 17, 2009

Jalapeño firecracker

Giving a blow job with a Jalapeño in your mouth.

Mindi asked Cameron if he wanted a Jalapeño firecrackerfor winning the race.

by TeenTeen April 19, 2018