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House Inviter

Someone who gives the pretence of being sociable like "yeah I'm up for meeting up, come over to my place and I'll order some drinks/food in here, can chill" but in reality are too fucking lazy to go to the pub/bar/club/restaurant.

They put forward the pretence of hospitality and sociable behaviour but it's just because they are lazy as shit.
ME: "yo, we still down for meeting up? can head to the The Prince and watch the football?"

House Inviter: "could do, could do, or you could come over here to watch it? I've got some beers and we can order some food in. Way more chill."
by SP180 December 17, 2021
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ghost invite

inviting someone to an event without the intention of them showing up.
I know her bridesmaid doesn't like me, but she could have at least sent me a ghost invite to her wedding.
by ladyluck091 August 24, 2022
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Woody Invite

When you don’t get invited to the party by your bestie
Were you invited? No I got a woody invite
by The Chainsaw chronicles December 22, 2022
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No invite!

Not given an invite to a group function. Usually because of character flaw by the inviter rather than non invitee.
Justin was given the classic no invite! by perceived friends. He recognized the problem was them and not him. He didn’t want invite anyway.
by Gandalf30 September 11, 2022
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aaron invited you to join

The message you get when you click on the "discord" button on urban's home page
Why are you here tho, like when would you search for aaron and invited?
Me: clicks on discord button
Discord: aaron invited you to join
Me: :D
by who the hell stole the name November 30, 2023
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Who invited the clown

A derogatory statement used when a person that the speaker doesn't like walks into the room.
Alice: (Sees Bob on her doorstep) Who invited the clown?
by MalumLibrum958 May 19, 2024
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Amish Invite

A hole that the bearded boyfriend noticed for the first time in your girfriends pants.
"I have a hole in my pants honey, I can't go out like this." "Looks like an Amish Invite to me, blow out the lantern.."
by Ian Vi. February 28, 2024
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