Someone living close to school/uni/work will always be later than someone living far away. The closer they live, the later they will arrive.
Lecturer: "John, how can you be late everyday? You live on campus!"
John: "It's the Law of Inverse Proximity, sir - I live so close it's physically impossible for me to get here on time!"
John: "It's the Law of Inverse Proximity, sir - I live so close it's physically impossible for me to get here on time!"
by tcadu vlacku June 3, 2011
Get the The Law of Inverse Proximity mug.To commit the Inverse Flash;
1. Sneak up behind your victim
2. Grab on to the front of their shirt
(your arms around their waist)
3. Lift their shirt up as high as possible, making the victim feel very uncomfortable
An Inverse Flash is effective on either gender.
A successful Inverse Flash involves lifting the victim's shirt atleast half-way up.
A full Inverse Flash is very rare and highly rewarding.
1. Sneak up behind your victim
2. Grab on to the front of their shirt
(your arms around their waist)
3. Lift their shirt up as high as possible, making the victim feel very uncomfortable
An Inverse Flash is effective on either gender.
A successful Inverse Flash involves lifting the victim's shirt atleast half-way up.
A full Inverse Flash is very rare and highly rewarding.
- Guy1: *Sneaks up behind Guy2 and successfully commits a full inverse flash*
- Guy2: "Oh My God! This is extremely uncomfortable!"
- Guy2: "Oh My God! This is extremely uncomfortable!"
by Skip1991 February 3, 2009
Get the Inverse Flash mug.Related Words
inveigh
• Invei
• Inveigle
• Inveil
• Deep Inveil
• invert
• inevitable
• inventory
• inversion
• inventure
The inverse law is a mathematical formula used to find the number of drinks you need to bring a girls perceived looks up to a level at which you would bone them.
Number Of Drinks Needed = Desired Level (1-10) / Current Level (1 - 10)
Number Of Drinks Needed = Desired Level (1-10) / Current Level (1 - 10)
Fat girl: Wanna fuck?
Bro: That Girl is like a .6! You cant do it.
You: Well i'll bone her if shes a 4, so inverse law her.
4 / .6 = 6.667
You drink 7 more drinks and magically shes a 4.
Bro: That Girl is like a .6! You cant do it.
You: Well i'll bone her if shes a 4, so inverse law her.
4 / .6 = 6.667
You drink 7 more drinks and magically shes a 4.
by agent69akasexy April 14, 2010
Get the Inverse Law mug.A cruel, heartless, EVIL man that wasted many years of the lives of our young children. Not only that but you will get arrested if you make your child not have to go through what you've been through
by fastcow October 11, 2018
Get the The inventor of school mug.New Invention is a scatty place in West Midlands near Willenhall. Unlike willenhall the people in New Invention are openly racist and ain’t on shit. They make out that they run the block but would get run off their own block as all these dudes are just on stealing peoples wheelie bins and leaving empty Budweiser bottles outside people’s yards. Vention man have chetes but have never seen red on them, they get sent shop by willenhall man. The olders down here aswell are bunch of pussyoles and are still doing terrors at their big ages!
by Obeenes-x March 16, 2021
Get the New Invention mug.a tik tok trend where there is a text on screen telling the person to do something that will turn the word into an Among us reference. then they will use a filter distorting their face.
Say invented without the first N. the TikToker will then say "I vented" and their face will distort and look at the camera.
by amogus comprehender October 14, 2021
Get the Say invented without the first N mug.by Carlton G. Long November 13, 2019
Get the al gore invented mug.