by anonymous August 2, 2023
Get the your moms istmug. by I_hate_bikes December 11, 2017
Get the bike-istmug. by Some guy with blonde hair December 28, 2020
Get the timezone istmug. Ists = I swear to sucuk
It’s a word that the most ppl that understand Turkish use.
(Sucuk is a very popular food in Turkey)
It’s a word that the most ppl that understand Turkish use.
(Sucuk is a very popular food in Turkey)
by SucukAli September 30, 2019
Get the Istsmug. Dang that rap-ist is spitting bars
by Captainobvious123 February 26, 2022
Get the Rap-istmug. Are cult that believes in random time travel. Basically that everything happens at any given time, which is confusing, so I'll explain. For example, say you're walking down the street. According to this cult, future you is walking further down the street at the same time, and that anything in the past is constantly on loop. They also believe that people from both the past and future are being teleported to the present all the time, and it is their responsibility to find them. Their leader is the immortal embodiment of a toaster, and their symbols include spaghetti noodles, paper towels, and cheese graters.
The teleportation-through-time-ists are rapidly approaching me, hence with the intentions to capture me.
by Squid? February 3, 2020
Get the Teleportation-through-time-istsmug. The Immobile Stoplight Texter (IST) is a driver that misses the light turn green at a stop because they are busy with their phone or other portable device, causing whoever may be behind them to wait. Depending on the amount of lanes, two or more 'isters' may pull a multiple IST at the light if they are counting on the movement of each other in their peripherals to cue them to go.
A: Sorry I'm late, these two idiots pulled a double IST three times in a row and nobody near the front had the balls to honk them on.
B: That's nothing. Last week, these three stooges pulled a triple IST while I was hitting my car pipe just long enough for a cop to pull up and catch my shit. Thank Jebus that new texting while driving law passed-- pig was so pissed about the isters that all he needed was a reason to bust their asses, so I was home free!
B: That's nothing. Last week, these three stooges pulled a triple IST while I was hitting my car pipe just long enough for a cop to pull up and catch my shit. Thank Jebus that new texting while driving law passed-- pig was so pissed about the isters that all he needed was a reason to bust their asses, so I was home free!
by DuckLucker October 21, 2012
Get the ISTmug.