Mao Button

Satire in Feng Jicai's "The Mao Button. "Buttons" in the story are a metaphor for penises.

"I've got a Mao Button like nothing you've ever seen before."
"Is it big?"
"Big! Well, it's bigger than that 'Triple Loyalty' button of his. But it's not just big-it's a real novelty. But let me see yours first."

by Obese_Microwave May 09, 2024

Lisa Mao

Chairman Mao’s (almost as bad) great granddaughter

Yo you gotta be careful of that Lisa Mao! She’s gonna be the next dictator like her ancestor

by Getcrunk November 23, 2021

mao

a random word you can write on your hand

"i was just writing something and it came out as mao

by someone random 12 June 12, 2023

Mao

A card game that is fun, but when Asian players join, is taken too seriously and loses many of its fun elements.

Rob: Man, that was a fun game of Mao we had going until Steve Chen came, won two straight rounds, and made rules involving college-level math.

by a someewhat smart guy June 21, 2009

mao

Shortened of LMAO, its way easier to say

I fucked ur sister last night.

MAO (instead of LMAO)

by Pro gamer 123 May 19, 2020

mao

Mao is the blueprint of all Archangel members. Mao is pure, and clean.
Mao loves everyone dearly.
Mao is Dahling

Person 1: Mao.
Person 2: Aoaoao.
Person 1: Mao. Mao mao. 🐎

- @mariiahstruely (twtter)

by mariiahstruely September 29, 2020

Mao

-An exclamation made as a response when someone tells you to do something you don't want to do but know you should.

-A way to express stubbornness or a spirited nature in a playfully oppositional way.

-Inspired by the sound a cat makes when either annoyed or annoying others.

Person A: I'm really tired.

Person B: Go to sleep!
Person A: Mao!

by Little White Paws October 29, 2021