Mission Impossible

The act of squeezing out a turd while simultaneously flushing so the turd goes straight into the center of the toilet hurricane. Timing has to be perfect to the exact millisecond

Dude, I just sent that poop like mission impossible.

by YeetSkirtSkeet1738 March 25, 2023

Impossible Stealth

Ridiculously exaggerated stealth where a person who is trying to be sneaky either:

A. Does sneaky maneuvers that should be physically impossible, or
B. Is incredibly stealthy without even trying.

In Fallout 76, an extreme stealth build can often achieve the type B version of impossible stealth, as enemies will often right past you and will not shoot you, as long as you're crouching. Enemies can also be actively shooting at you and attacking them will still count as a sneak attack, if you're doing it correctly.

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 8, 2023

Impossible

it's literally impossible to hate Elisha. She's too kind for this world.

Elisha is impossible to hate. I love her so much.

by NotElisha November 18, 2019

The impossible cartwheel

When two gay dudes do cartwheels trying to high five their weiners but cant so they keep trying.

Tim and Ed try to do the impossible cartwheel but instead always smack each other in the face with their dicks.

by #mr.swordfighter May 23, 2019

Impossible Friends

The bestest play ever, written by the bestest playwrights ever. It’s a thriller and a comedy and a heartwarming story. YAY

Eliana: omg we must see this new blockbuster

MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century

Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them

by dreamymimi August 9, 2024

Impossible

Something you cant do at the moment

I cant do a pull up on a crossbar, its impossible

by Yuhhyuhh October 31, 2021

Impossible Levels List

The Hardest Impossible Levels List is a levels list server in the hit game Geometry Dash. It, similar to The Demons List, ranks levels by how hard they are. A level needs to be at least 30 seconds long and under 15 CPS to qualify for the list. Levels on the list are known for their brutal difficulty to play and to bot. Top 1 levels on the list include MINUSclub, CyclolcyC, Tax Evasion and Formosa.

Hey man did you see that Formosa got moved to top 1 on the Impossible Levels List
Yeah I saw, the list mods are so biased

by andromedagmd November 25, 2024