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Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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I Think Too Cinematically

I Think Too Cinematically
I Think Too Cinematically
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I think a wall is a wall

When Louis Tomlinson was asked what it meant when he named his first studio album Walls, he said a wall is a wall, and there was nothing deeper in it.
"I'm quite Bri ish aright, and I think a wall is a wall," - Louis Tomlinson
by jaquenfayre December 7, 2020
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by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025
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I’m smarter than you people think I am

Yes, I’m talking to you UrbanDictionary Jews

I only act dumber than I am, it’s an act. hehe
I’m smarter than you people think I am
by Death Menace May 14, 2022
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my my I think we have a spy

you're on tiktok too much :/
my brain will self destruct I'll lose myself to su1c1de! scu1c1de! my my I think we have a spy!
by I need a Handle October 27, 2021
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i think bails suck

a worrd used by the gravity team on there video, you can find this on kazza if you search, bails
hhi, im zac shupwac, and this is blink, and were the gravity team, i think bails suck
by ted November 23, 2003
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