Hummer 2

Not a real Hummer, this one is for rich people (usually women) who think they can be cool.
It gets an amazing 12 mpg, and you wonder why the gas prices are so high?

You got a Hummer 2? hahahha

by Mecal May 31, 2004

hummer

n. - slang for a musician or aspiring composer lacking classical training. you might call it a come from behind, cinderella story, or you could say it's a joke.

danny elfman

"life's a bummer, when you're a hummer" -Hummer, Smashing Pumpkins

by b. simpson June 12, 2007

hummer

1. A stupid ugly piece of shit of an SUV driven by brain-dead soccer-moms and pathetic richboys who'd crap their pants if they ever drove off-road. Some are even given dubs and other idiotic crapola. Usually these pieces of shit can be found in the parking lots of malls and starbucks.

2. A blowjob

1. 10 bucks that hummer only sees off-road when that dumb bitch backs into a flowerbed.

2. Mary gave me a damn good hummer last night.

by Dennisisevil December 28, 2005

Hummer

A completely worthless gas pig piece of crap. A status symbol built for armchair soldiers and idiots who are trying to look cool.

A Hummer sucks gas, sucks crap, and sucks dirt. They suck.

by AntiGop May 15, 2005

Golden Hummer

When recieving a blowjob you tell your significant other that you are about to cum, but instead you pee in her mouth. While pissing in her mouth the male must scream, "Thy golden hummer!." The female must sing, "The One," by Shania Twain

"Yea i gave my girl the Golden Hummer last night, she was guzzling my wee-wee juice."

by eph0889420 June 28, 2008

hummer

A spasticated, wannabe, faggotmobile civilian copycat military vehicle.

''Damn lad, what the fuck you doing in that? Where'dya nick it? The RAF base? You fuckin pussy!''

by rafa May 6, 2003

Hummer

A hazard to the road that puts the drivers of smaller vehicles at serious risk in case of an accident with one of these monsters. Seriously folks, I drive a 96' 2 door Pontiac GrandAm. What the hell do you think would happen if I got in a wreck with a Hummer!? Gets about 9-12 miles per gallon, and big rich men with sunglasses talking on a cell phone can be frequently seen driving them. Occasionally you will see the top of a woman's head over peering over the dashboard and two skinny arms reaching up to the wheel.

Hummer, the car that says: "I have a small penis."

by AFHorses September 13, 2005