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Shoulda bought a Honda

When Pentecostals can’t speak in tongues, but want the other church folks to think they’ve been baptized by the Holy Spirit.
Pentecostal 1: You know, if you can’t speak in tongues, you’re really a second-class Christian.
Pentecostal 2: *eyes closed, hands raised, as they fall backwards to the floor* Shoulda bought a Honda!
by Boomshakalacca August 17, 2022
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Honda Magna v65

The Magna v65, produced in 1983-1986 (the year after its smaller counterpart, the v45), was the first production bike with a 1/4 mile time of less than 11 seconds. Its range of power is impressive, and boasts a 105 bhp engine.

Specifications:
* Engine: dohc 4-valve 90-degree V-four
* Displacement: 1098 cc
* Transmission: 6 speed
* Seat height: 32.0 in (813 mm)
* Final Drive: Shaft Cooling: Liquid
* Brakes: Dual Disc-Front, Single Disc-Back
"The Honda Magna v65 is freaking fast. Don't even try to compete with it."
by Exalted Rage September 16, 2008
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Honda

a favorite choice of local riceboys.

see also. buzz buzz
Hondas have mad top end yo.
by mary jayne November 20, 2002
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Hondalite

Note: Not limited to the owners of Hondas.
1) An individual who is primarily concerned with the reflective nature of the rims on their car, the diameter of their speakers, or the cold-cathode tubes mounted to the undercarriage of their vehicle, how “pimpin” their vehicle is, etc.. These shallow, materialistic, individuals are easy to spot online, as their “nickname” or “handle” usually incorporates such words and phrases as “Honda”, “4U”, “Wit”, “Rollin”, "pimpin'", "str8", etc. in it.
2) A style of presenting one's self to falsely appear to be more ghetto. Usually used to mask ignorance. Hondalites consistently babble on about their material possions and openly profess a non-interest in reality. It is in fact quit often used by low to upper-middle class white girls and boys to earn the respect of their peers and further a form of ignorant elitism. When denotating a materialistic possesssion, such as a car, the funds for their "pimpin' ride" are usually acquired from mommy and daddy or in questionable ways.
3) A person who uses their "tripped out" vehicle as a mating ritual/tool to launch a failed attempt attract individuals of the opposite sex. These pathetic crack babies are of the erroneous supposition that vehicles are to be treated rather like a peacock's feathers to attract the opposite sex.
4) Any individual obsessed with the movie THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS, 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS, or any of it's subsequent sequels.

Related words: Crack Baby
Person 1 "Did you hear Heather just had a baby by that crack baby Mark?"
Person 2 "Isn't she like 16?"
Person 1 "Yeah. She's obivously a pathetic little hondalite who got duped by that little crack baby."

"You ignorant, self-absorbed, str8 n00bfied, hondalite!"
by EditorMG March 1, 2004
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2001 Honda Civic

A 4-cylinder 2, 3, and 5 door compact car made by Honda, which is prominently an EK, EJ, or more.

They are usually driven by poor kids, Yoda, and assface fucktards. It has many trim and color options.

It produces around 150-225 horsepower, depending on what trim you buy.

The most prominent use of the 2001 Honda Civic is in Yoda shitposts, where Yoda overdoses on ketamine behind the wheel of the 2001 Honda Civic.

It's also a great tool to run over children and furries in.
William: "Yo look at that fuckboy's shitbox."

James: "Yeah it looks like a 2001 Honda Civic too."
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hodag

a mythical lizard. also the name of a kick ass 4 day country music festival in northern wisconsin.
Since I drank so much, I barely remember Hodag. Holy Hodag!
by Spinner July 4, 2004
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buy me honda, I love you no shit

Type of marriage proposal used by Filipina women to western men. Implies endless sex and balut in exchange for a house in Manila Mesa, CA and financial support to everyone in her extended family for as long as you shall live.
Patron: Get a San Miguel please.

Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!

Patron: Just beer, thanks.
by wheaty June 20, 2005
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