homeslicer

Homedawg; extended version of home slice.

But far cooler.

God, you look like a retard crappants throw those fugly glasses away, and be my homeslicer again.

by Carri-and-Maddy October 22, 2004

The USS homestarrunner.com

What Homestar Runner said when he thought he was imitating a guy at sea while promoting his website, homestarrunner.com.

Homestar: Welcome to The USS Homestarrunner.com! I am your captain, Homestar Runner.
Director: Cut!

by Daniel December 6, 2003

No dice, homeslice.

no·dice·home·slice
-ghetto

1. not a chance
2. bad luck
3. rejection
4. disagreement

A) an' i said to myself, i finna' swag into my room. so i do, an' bam, there be jello errawhere. oh lawd, we family, help a brotha clean this shit.

B) no dice, homeslice. i got caps to bust and blow to snort.

by Niff/Stipples January 2, 2011

HomeSkillet

home boy, homie, homeslice

"What up homeskillet?"
"Smokin blunts with the homies"

by Bob Boberts September 23, 2003

Homeschool Winner

Even though asking questions here isn't right, we all got this idea from an OLD "cards.swf" file on the homestarrunner.com server. It's gone now, but when you flipped through a "deck of cards" in it with all the characters and their names, you came upon "The Unguraits" and finally, "Homeschool Winner," the rejected characters.

Homeschool Winner is sick of explaining stuff.

by Homeschool Winner September 27, 2003

Homescapes

That mobile game which spends more effort on advertisements than the actual game

Proceeds to use false advertising when in reality it’s just a candy crush ripoff

basically 90% of mobile game ads nowadays (2020)

Player: wtf I thought this game was about a puzzle game why am I in a candy crush game

Me: welcome to the false advertising world, where homescapes and other games get attention

by Xenerator December 27, 2020

Homeschooler

Basically, all the stereotypes you've ever heard about these people are true. They don't know how to dress, are virgins, and usually wish they lived in an earlier era where women wore corsets and people had slaves. They often correct people's English and hate the government. You can tell someone is homeschooled because they are super defensive about it whether you have attacked them or not.

Homeschooler: (shouts to general public) "Not ALL homeschoolers are socially awkward!"
Normal person: "I didn't say anything! Who are you?"

by iwashomeschooled May 16, 2011