homosexless

A man whose sexual appetite is satiated by homoerotic male bonding, most typically in a sports, military, or competitive business environment.

My homosexless boyfriend would rather hang out with his frisbee team than be with me, so we fuck about once a week.

by JDY March 13, 2005

Homosexy

In my experience, homosexy is an adjective used to describe a homosexual male/males who females find attractive, or heterosexual males who women find attractive who are at the time indulging in a homosexual act.

Ewan McGregor and Jonathan Rhys-Meyers in Velvet Goldmine are extremely homosexy.

by Nezzy June 21, 2004

Leighton homosexual

A male who overcompensates for his deepest desire to dress like a Catholic schoolgirl and be ridden all night long by the Washington redskins offensive line by pretending to enjoy manly things.

"Jonathon got into another brawl after shooting all day during the snowboarding trip."

"Yeah, but he winked at me NOT in a "Hey, Bro" way. He's such a Leighton homosexual."

by hochullain April 21, 2010

homosaurus

nerdy teenagers who think that this is an actual word and have to look it up to either disprove it's actual existance or to find the definition

You are a homosaurus, sarah.

by christboy711folive August 10, 2006

homosexual chocolate

A large homosexual black man who is prone to promiscuity and buggery. Usually is very much desired by the gay community for his charm and raw sexuality.

That fat man is definitely homosexual chocolate, look at how they all flock towards him.

by Dr. Fizgig June 5, 2015

morbidly homosexual

Something that is so extremely gay it causes death.

dude: "man that guy is so tall, wish he would give me a few inches"

girl: "That's morbidly homosexual"

by dustlessbeef February 21, 2009

homosaurus rex

This legendary beast is said to roam unseen in the populated halls of the fabled Piemessess. Few have beheld the sight of this creature and lived.

Accounts tell tales of a monster with the head of a pig, body of a dinosaur, arms of a shrew, legs of a grasshopper, and the mane of a horse no longer deserving to live.

Those who survived the sight of this beast and avoided permanent mental retardation after the encounter draw similarities between the beast and Medusa. Whereas the Medusa has a head of snakes for hair, the homosaurus rex has grown a thick death-black mane which commands his ego to brush it at every chance it has.

Truly, this beast is not to be trifled with. When the homosaurus rex notices your arrival, it will commence to attempt to shitkick you with his flexible legs. The monster has grown these strong appendages after long years of practicing on trees, rocks, and keat.

Upon sighting of this horror, shield your eyes. Avert them from the bonechilling sight of his deadly mane.

'Civilians' of Piemessess: "BEWARE! The homosaurus rex lurks yonder!"
Edward: "Rawr."
Keat: "My ass hurts from all the shitkicking."

by Civilian of October 18, 2006