Hefner's grand slam

A redhead, brunette, blonde, and an asian all at the same time without getting a heart attack.

I went for Hefner's grand slam last night, but failed due to heart attack.

by hefner555 July 8, 2011

Hennered

Getting friendzoned

He liked this girl but he got hennered

by Unlucky max August 18, 2019

Helmersterp

The good shit.

"Bro you need some helmersterp"

"tf is that"
"i can taste colors bro"

by Helmersterp Gospel May 30, 2021

Curve Helper

The person who achieves the lowest score on the exam, thereby lowering the expectation for the rest of the class. This person, unlike the curve breaker, deserves the gratitude of the rest of the students.

Without the curve helper my 82% would have been a be, but thanks to their extraordinary efforts, it's now an A!

by MTDW January 22, 2009

Hellermanism

The social view based upon a life lived off of music, food, and women. Somebody who is a "Hellerman" might feel obliged to play guitar while eating a hot dog and performing anal sex with a woman.

"You can tell that he is a firm believer in Hellermanism because he is sexy, a musician, hungry, and is currently recieving a blow job".

by Sampson H. June 2, 2008

Helmer

A person that engages in homosexual acts but is not gay by his own claims.

You are such a Helmer.

by Lordeitch November 8, 2018

dugan helper

slang for cigarette lighter

Let me get that dugan helper so I can spark this dugan.

by abc11112 November 30, 2010