hampton illinois

full of toxic ass people also it’s so small it’s considered a village. someone named bryce keith loves there and makes it a living hell. there’s nothing to do but go to a gas station called porters :/

hampton illinois sucks ass.

by ben sober November 9, 2021

pull a Hampton

When a middle-aged person gets caught doing something that usually a sixteen year old gets caught doing.

Kid A: Hey man, did you hear what happened to Mr. Daniells?
Kid B: Naw, what?
Kid A: Cops found him in a parking lot in his car, and when he attempted to leave, he was clearly drunk and they found a bag of weed and a pipe in his car.
Kid B: Way to pull a Hampton!

by Tyi989 October 1, 2010

keiran hampton

thinks he’s a roadman but is really just a silly little boy threatening children with butter knives on the internet. biggest pussy. can be nice, but when it comes to fortnite. he can’t control his inner cunt

girl 1: my boyfriend was being such a twat today. he thinks he’s certi

girl 2: damn. is he turing into a KEIRAN HAMPTON
girl 1: a big KEIRAN HAMPTON

by kkeiran January 12, 2020

Hampton

Hampton is the word you use for a person who is sorta ok but not really. A Hampton is cool enough to get by. Not really cute but sorta

That person has the personality and looks of a Hampton

by A_person-who_exists August 18, 2019

East Hampton

Why are you here… this ain’t like the pictures

East Hampton

by longliveTioTheGoat September 12, 2021

Hampton

A sweet loving person who always gets dick never underestimate her she will always be their for you unless you support trump and you talk behind their back she dosent like cheaters so treat her like a princess

You see Hampton over their shes a angel

by Gummashoe February 16, 2021

tidy hampton

This is definitely what Justin Lee Collins would say if he ever appeared in TOWIE and one of those tits used the word 'reem'

TOWIE ASSHOLE: 'JLC, that is reem'
JLC: 'I totally agree - tidy hampton'

by the Bristol Dogg December 28, 2011