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healthy, wealthy, and wise

A highly-desirable status attainable in one of three ways:
(A) Early to bed, early to rise (although tubby prune-faced ol' Benny didn't seem to "benny-fit" noticeably from THAT load-of-crapola wisdom --- just look at him, 'specially in his later years! So "frankliny", l wouldn't exactly count on this practice to produce all that much in the way of satisfactory results)
(B) Three easy steps: (1) Fake a feeling of illness "healthy" when you go to have your regularly-scheduled checkup. (Extra points if you have Obamacare.) (2) Hire a lawyer whose specialty is hospital/physician-related issues, and file a multi-million-dollar malpractice suit against the doctor who prescribed the incorrect/unnecessary medicine/treatment for your supposed malady that you turned out not to have, after all "wealthy". (3) With your ill-gotten windfall, retire to a private island in the Caribbean and spend a majority of your time studying all the great learned-writers' books Wise".
(C) Become a medical-malpractice lawyer YOURSELF! (Note: Extra points if you **don't** have ObamaCare!)
Pre-med student: I'm not sure I wanna spend my whole life workin' with blood 'n' guts every day.
Medical professor: No worries, Son --- with all of da greedy "healthy, wealthy, and wise" fortune-seekers out there nowadays, you'll likely be spending more time in the COURTroom than the emergency room, and so your daily routine will be far more broken up and less tedious than the doctors of yore hadda endure!
by QuacksO February 23, 2017
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Healthy baby

A child (boy/girl) who is very healthy
mia is a healthy baby when she works out and eats salads, fruits, vegetables, etc
by Ayye123 February 21, 2019
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Stevens Healthy Veggies

Get ready my niggas for the freshest cleanest most nigga free food you have ever seen. You want a counterfeit cabbage we got it. You want a Pot hole potato we got it. The owner steven molyneux who runs model house farm is current violently gooning over his image of his father aggressively fingering his rectum.
You Hungry? Let’s go to stevens Healthy Veggies
by anonymous February 2, 2024
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Healthy Smiles

A smile that you won’t shy away from flaunting or a smile that radiates confidence and happiness.

It is smile that’s not just healthy in looks but healthy on the insides.

One can get healthy smiles by taking care of their oral health and by addressing the right symptoms at the right time.
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by Pseudonym D November 24, 2021
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Healthy shmelthy

When you shit and no matter how much you wipe, your ass is still shitty.
This morning i had a Healthy shmelthy and needed a manpon.
by Dr. Ratfuck February 7, 2012
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Healthy Relationship

*Mutual respect
One should not take advantage of da other financially or emotionally. A healthy relationship typically involves mutual respect, trust, and a balance of responsibilities.
*Communication & understanding
If she's a "solid" partner, she'll value communication,
empathy, and mutual support, as well as prioritize the wellbeing of da relationship and work together to find solutions dat benefit both of you.
*Interdependence
When it comes to financial standing, a 50-50 split of expenses is considered fair.
However, relationships are unique, and what works for one couple may not work for another. Some couples may prefer to manage their finances jointly, while others may choose to split expenses based on income or individual preferences.
Him: "I'm so grateful for our healthy relationship. We can talk through anything."
Her: "Me too. I feel like we support each other so well and communicate openly and honestly."

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by MillYentei DYSlick January 6, 2025
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take a healthy

Take a Healthy is letting loose of a very good bowel movement.
I gotta take a healthy.

Let me go handle this healthy.

“ Where’s Sweets?!”
“ He’s taking a healthy fool!”
by Musick14 January 30, 2021
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