by Alice18527 June 20, 2016
Get the Hawaiian Donkey Punchmug. Some one who is great! They never betray you, but, they do give you horrible nicknames. They are a rare beast, that are extremely beautiful. They're song is Fireflies. This is a person, you will never forget.
by Fruitist Lotionman September 11, 2011
Get the Foxtrot Hawaiian Mastermug. a sex act wherein a rotund Samoan man urinates on a skinny East Asian woman before ejaculating on her face.
by Mackie Whackey March 8, 2014
Get the Hawaiian snowmug. Originated in the volcanoes of Hawaii when a man lighted his pubes on fire with the flames of mountain before having intercourse with his partner which also set her pubes on fire thus creating a fountain of flames.
by KissMyKeister October 19, 2014
Get the Hawaiian Fire Fountainmug. When a couple begins to perfom the art of intercourse, the man will usually by means of brute force bend the girl (or man) over, insert himself, lean forward taking a firm grasp on the shoulders, and spin counter-clockwise while chanting the Hawaiian renedition of 'Remix to Ignition' by R. Kelly.
1. "Did you hear that Tiffany left her boyfriend?" "Why?" "Because he pulled the 'Hawaiian Cork-Screw' on dat ass."
by Beastman911 June 17, 2013
Get the Hawaiian Cork-Screwmug. A variation of the Mexican lawnmower where the man eats hearty diet of prunes and bean burritos all while wearing an ass plug for about 3 days. During sex, the woman ties a rope around the ass plug and similarly to the Mexican lawnmower, the ass plug is ripped straight from his ass and a shotgun blast of shit and flatulatory matter is launched as far as 7 feet. It can be enhanced by adding 100 proof vodka to the concoction of liquid fecal matter shortly before pulling the rope, creating a fiery molten volcanic eruption of shit just like a real volcano in Hawaii.
Guy 1: I did the Hawaiian Hot Pocket with my bae last night.
Guy 2: That’s fucking rad dude, how’d it go?
Guy 1: It went pretty well until we caught the neighbors tree on fire. They thought it was a real volcano and we had to evacuate the city.
Guy 2: That’s fucking rad dude, how’d it go?
Guy 1: It went pretty well until we caught the neighbors tree on fire. They thought it was a real volcano and we had to evacuate the city.
by Leprechaun Circle Jerkle October 7, 2021
Get the Hawaiian Hot Pocketmug. "Hey Michael, can you grab me that Hawaiian Flesh-light?"
"Laukau what do you mean! all I see a Pineapple!"
"Yeah that's a Hawaiian Flesh-light."
"Laukau what do you mean! all I see a Pineapple!"
"Yeah that's a Hawaiian Flesh-light."
by 4our2wenty November 12, 2018
Get the Hawaiian Flesh-lightmug.