a sex act wherein a rotund Samoan man urinates on a skinny East Asian woman before ejaculating on her face.
by Mackie Whackey February 28, 2014
by Alice18527 June 21, 2016
Some one who is great! They never betray you, but, they do give you horrible nicknames. They are a rare beast, that are extremely beautiful. They're song is Fireflies. This is a person, you will never forget.
by Fruitist Lotionman September 11, 2011
Originated in the volcanoes of Hawaii when a man lighted his pubes on fire with the flames of mountain before having intercourse with his partner which also set her pubes on fire thus creating a fountain of flames.
by KissMyKeister October 19, 2014
When a couple begins to perfom the art of intercourse, the man will usually by means of brute force bend the girl (or man) over, insert himself, lean forward taking a firm grasp on the shoulders, and spin counter-clockwise while chanting the Hawaiian renedition of 'Remix to Ignition' by R. Kelly.
1. "Did you hear that Tiffany left her boyfriend?" "Why?" "Because he pulled the 'Hawaiian Cork-Screw' on dat ass."
by Beastman911 June 18, 2013
A variation of the Mexican lawnmower where the man eats hearty diet of prunes and bean burritos all while wearing an ass plug for about 3 days. During sex, the woman ties a rope around the ass plug and similarly to the Mexican lawnmower, the ass plug is ripped straight from his ass and a shotgun blast of shit and flatulatory matter is launched as far as 7 feet. It can be enhanced by adding 100 proof vodka to the concoction of liquid fecal matter shortly before pulling the rope, creating a fiery molten volcanic eruption of shit just like a real volcano in Hawaii.
Guy 1: I did the Hawaiian Hot Pocket with my bae last night.
Guy 2: That’s fucking rad dude, how’d it go?
Guy 1: It went pretty well until we caught the neighbors tree on fire. They thought it was a real volcano and we had to evacuate the city.
Guy 2: That’s fucking rad dude, how’d it go?
Guy 1: It went pretty well until we caught the neighbors tree on fire. They thought it was a real volcano and we had to evacuate the city.
by Leprechaun Circle Jerkle October 07, 2021
"Hey Michael, can you grab me that Hawaiian Flesh-light?"
"Laukau what do you mean! all I see a Pineapple!"
"Yeah that's a Hawaiian Flesh-light."
"Laukau what do you mean! all I see a Pineapple!"
"Yeah that's a Hawaiian Flesh-light."
by 4our2wenty November 13, 2018