Grief-around

When your friend's parent dies, so you you offer up a bro hug but give a little jerk sesh from behind to kill his pain.

Met Lumpy at the steakhouse after the service. My dude not only offered the grief-around but also said he'd call the Fools to form a procession line for it. Just like back at the service. That's love man.

by Walker TX Ranger December 19, 2022

Grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis

A way for some folks to claim that if you donate enough money, morale will get better.

The people claiming to be morale boosters were making a lot of money off the grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis, but would be quick to try and tear morale apart again if they needed more money for another grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

grief muffins

The basket of muffins the hospital delivers to the family of dying patients; often left untouched later gets redistributed to hospital employees

I feel bad for the patients but these grief muffins are delicious

by Hspansot July 15, 2019

Grief Blower

A woman who goes to funerals to blow men's grief away

My mom died and I was really sad but then this grief blower came and gave me head behind the pew and suddenly I didn't feel so bad

by pitterpatter42069 November 4, 2022

Beef Grief

The feeling of regret that follows an altercation on social media or in real life.

Mate, I roasted that guy on Twitter who was stanning Bono. But the beef grief was off the scale when he said he was only 17.

by Herbly2 March 26, 2023

Grief/tragedy/sympathy machine

The machine that keeps the coronavirus hype going.

The girl was part of the grief/tragedy/sympathy machine.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

Grief ranch

When you’re so sad cuz your rabbits died a horrible yet preventable death and then you eat a stupid amount of ranch as the 8th stage of grief

What do I do? My girl’s real sad.
Give her some grief ranch. That’ll help.

by Mjdance July 10, 2021