Goomba

A silly person, the dumbass in your friend group.

“Stfu brett you’re a Goomba”

by Yung Chico April 05, 2018

goomba

Apartheid-era ghetto slang term used by black South Africans to refer to a van, a "Hippo" armored personnel carrier, or other vehicle of the South African National Police (or South African Defense Force) -- most especially in connection with "goombas" used to support white police seizing and terrorizing blacks. Also, often a term used by blacks to refer to the police themselves.

"Watch out! There is goomba coming up the road. You should get off the street."

by Listener JWG December 31, 2020

Goomba

A name Ken Carson, a member of the rap collective opium is commonly referred to as.

"yo dude, have you heard the new song Goomba released last night?"

"yea, it went harder den a mug"

by undergroundhiphoprobot January 06, 2023

Goomba

rapper Ken Car$on

goomba so gummy

by mokubahndrxx May 17, 2022

Goomba

Goomba - Psilocybin mushrooms, also referred to as “magic mushrooms” are usually taken for spiritual purposes and to treat mental illness such as bipolar depression. The word entheogen, meaning ("the god within"), the mushrooms are revered as powerful spiritual sacraments that provide access to sacred worlds.

Homie 1: “Aye man, how’s da goomba hittin”.

Homie 2: “This goomba got me seeing and thinking things that cannot be explained with words”.

by Rat420 March 09, 2021

Goomba

A thick woman of color.

“Damn that girl is hot! Just gotta stomp out that Goomba first.” “Nah man, I’ll take her. You know I love Goombas!”

by chefdatboyardee December 02, 2024

Goomba

Another term for psilocybin cubensis mushroom(s); the small animated character resembling a golden brown mushroom in Mario Brothers™.

Did you get any goombas for the festival this weekend?

by GiveEmTheRazzleDazzle October 18, 2017