Goomba

A short individual which is mentally/physically disabled. A goomba is a short enemy from Mario that is weak.

The goomba over there has never grew an inch.

by toeman98 June 19, 2019

Goomba

A worthless piece of shit person, only good for getting stomped on / kicked or hit with shit.

"Yeah, you're friends a useless fucking goomba who keeps dodging his child support payments."

by Brendan Preemdarts June 16, 2025

Goomba Gang

An absolute shit friend group that ride up on a high horse and think they're so fucking perfect. They call you a lying skank bitch and say you're a manipulative pussy even though they did things wrong too but they're too afraid to admit it.

Toby: Fuck Goomba Gang.
Ramona: Fuck Goomba Gang, all my homies hate Goomba Gang.

by 6itch6itch January 23, 2021

goomba

goomba is the name of a short person/dwarf who is humorous but at the same time, frustrating. goomba is a very nice person when he wants to be but he can also be a massive thorn in your side. he goes by many alternative names. goomba's notorious sentence is 'did anyone clap any bunda'. at the end of the day, goomba is an acquired taste but if you get along you will be very good friends, if you don't, you're done for. a small side note, goomba shits everywhere after a cheeky za'. most likely to be seen talking about his crazy experience after smoking a large za'.

goomba is getting on my nerves

just looking at goomba makes me laugh

why is goomba fucking a dog

by monopsony April 25, 2022

goomba

(noun) A species of brown, mushroom-like animals with two feet, an abdomen, and a head with sharp teeth.

“I keep dying to these goombas!”

by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021

Goomba

A brown person

Look at that goomba over there

by BigBrown12 February 11, 2022

goomba

the midgets in the circus that get trampled by the elephants.

Damn that show was great until that goomba got the shit stomped out of him

by goombas August 26, 2016