milking the goldfish "man, only thing i can do is after that is milk the goldfish" "I couldnt do anything after that display. I just sat there milking the goldfish"
by Awrekt February 11, 2018

by AARON__BURR April 14, 2022

When two guys who are really cool and popular start a 2-man band play really good music (normally two acoustic sounding guitars).
by Chicken Man 5500 October 12, 2009

A goldfish girl is like that one girl in kindergarten that always had goldfish in her teeth. she always had a very distinct personality and for some reason it was sometimes she would spit all over and her goldfish guts would get on you.
by Justin Galaxy May 8, 2021

AKA Goldfishism
The gold fish theory is put into place when a person of minimal intelligence repeatedly asks the same question over and over within a 3 second time frame. This is most likely caused by the person have ancestry tracing back to goldfish. You will experience the Goldfish Theory more in depth if you work in the IT or MIS related fields. 80% of users will experience Goldfishism when they continue to ask the same question over and over and over and over and over.
Overfeeding these users is not recommended, but is a known solution to resolve Goldfish Theory. (Please note over feeding the user may result in death of the user, this is very similar to when you overfeed a goldfish.)
The gold fish theory is put into place when a person of minimal intelligence repeatedly asks the same question over and over within a 3 second time frame. This is most likely caused by the person have ancestry tracing back to goldfish. You will experience the Goldfish Theory more in depth if you work in the IT or MIS related fields. 80% of users will experience Goldfishism when they continue to ask the same question over and over and over and over and over.
Overfeeding these users is not recommended, but is a known solution to resolve Goldfish Theory. (Please note over feeding the user may result in death of the user, this is very similar to when you overfeed a goldfish.)
User: Hi, how do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks
3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks
3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks
3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Here, have 10 cakes!!!!
User: glub glub glub
*User goes belly up*
IT: Cheers!
Thus, Goldfish Theory
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks
3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks
3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks
3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Here, have 10 cakes!!!!
User: glub glub glub
*User goes belly up*
IT: Cheers!
Thus, Goldfish Theory
by DZX December 16, 2010

by PrincessFrankieLover666 July 27, 2009

A band which are playing and all members face each other, regularly with their backs to the crowd, hence the punters looking in at them like goldfish in a bowl.
They didn’t embrace the crowd. They are a Goldfish-Band.
This is such a Goldfish-Band!
I went to a local gig last night. There were a few Goldfish-Bands there though.
This is such a Goldfish-Band!
I went to a local gig last night. There were a few Goldfish-Bands there though.
by Dodgy_Steve1 July 15, 2009
