n. - a sexual act in which a person sits on the tip of the garden gnome's hat until they, or the gnome, achieves climax.
n. - in other circles, it is the sexual act of manual penis stimulation from a garden gnome
n. - in other circles, it is the sexual act of manual penis stimulation from a garden gnome
Brandi: Where is Jackson right now?
Mark: Last I saw, he left the viewing of the Great Gatsby and was caught in the garden getting a gnome job. I don't think he wants anymore quiche...
Mark: Last I saw, he left the viewing of the Great Gatsby and was caught in the garden getting a gnome job. I don't think he wants anymore quiche...
by BungBro5 May 19, 2014
Get the gnome jobmug. 
(Noun) (Runescape) A ridiculously-high-interest loan that's quickly becomes impossible to pay off, with the goal of forcing indebted servitude toward the lender.
I accidentally took out a gnome loan 14 seconds ago and now I owe them 4x the entire Runescape Economy!
by Dr Bad March 12, 2018
Get the gnome loanmug. A De Gnome is someone who is slow, no matter what the scenario. They will repeatedly bring up the same joke several times throughout the day without realising they have already made the joke once before. Another aspect of a De Gnome is that they tend to have bad takes on certain topics, such as "the chimera ant arc is bad".
person 1: *makes joke*
person 2: *makes same joke several moments later*
person 1: LMAO ur such a De Gnome XDXDXD
person 2: *makes same joke several moments later*
person 1: LMAO ur such a De Gnome XDXDXD
by De Gnome July 6, 2021
Get the De Gnomemug. a rad little human who may or may not steal all your tasty vodka.
swamp gnomes enjoy rainbows, smoking too many cigarettes and frolicking in swamps and tangles made of nice things or mud.
dispite they're dishevled apperance and crazy antics, swamp gnomes make excellent companions for missions of any kind, and will totally have your nips covered.
swamp gnomes enjoy rainbows, smoking too many cigarettes and frolicking in swamps and tangles made of nice things or mud.
dispite they're dishevled apperance and crazy antics, swamp gnomes make excellent companions for missions of any kind, and will totally have your nips covered.
look at that awesome little person rolling around in that filth- they are almost assuredly a swamp gnome...
by hillperson December 9, 2010
Get the swamp gnomemug. A very comical message poster, found on the general forums of eq.crgaming.com
On the above website, he has his own section, under Popular Areas, dedicated to his posts.
His posts mainly deal with the trials and tribulations of being a level 5 monk in the online world of Everquest.
His habits include skating, eating ice cream, and annoying his brother Mike (usually unintentionally).
On the above website, he has his own section, under Popular Areas, dedicated to his posts.
His posts mainly deal with the trials and tribulations of being a level 5 monk in the online world of Everquest.
His habits include skating, eating ice cream, and annoying his brother Mike (usually unintentionally).
by IAMSODOT March 17, 2004
Get the Skater Gnomemug. by Linuxfan December 31, 2011
Get the Gnome 3mug.