by LadyAnneValentine September 29, 2010
Get the Gopher Holing mug.when you use vaseline to cover an entire gopher and then let it slip up into your ass cavity. this can be excruciatingly painful or immeasurably pleasurable depending on how big your asshole can open up.
boy! get my tub o vaseline! ima lube this damn gopher up and teach him a lesson once and fer all! time fer some gophering...
by k07n March 1, 2016
Get the gophering mug.A person whom conspires to utilize all system resources on any given workstation no matter how many resources the workstation may have.
It was a beefed-up workstation; dual 2.4 GHz processors, 4GB RAM. This; however, did not daunt Tom from bringing the system to its knees by opening too many projects at once.
by JoeNospam April 11, 2003
Get the geophysicist mug.by gregory thompson May 13, 2005
Get the geopo mug.Where you are eating out a woman(69 position), and there is a small piece of poop sticking out her anus (like a gopher) and then your forehead touches the poop and it leaves a poop stain on your forehead.
Dude: Man, I was eating out my girlfriend and Damnit, she gopher stamped me...AGAIN!
Dude 2: That sucks, tell her to take a crap before you eat her out.
Dude: Definetly.
Dude 2: That sucks, tell her to take a crap before you eat her out.
Dude: Definetly.
by IronGoober March 14, 2005
Get the gopher stamp mug.When one slits the throat of any said person, and then proceeds to lustfully fuck the crevasse that you just created in that persons neck. continue to do so as they gasp for air, but instead just recieve a fat mouthful of your pork sword as the head pops up and down out of the recepients mouth, like a gopher.
some kid at school pissed me off so i gave that dumb bitch who had his hair in his eyes a brutal gopher.
by Samuel Datu March 20, 2007
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