garph

Someone who sniffs little girls bicycle seats!

"Old man Wilson is such a garph. Look at him sniff those seats!"
"Thats the third time this week!"

by christopher dougherty July 9, 2004

narfle the garthog

My friends and I picked up this phrase from the Coneheads movie in the early 90's. We adapted it to make fun of the guys hooking up with less than perfect girls out at the clubs or where ever.

Hey Atz what is Tim doing with that hosebeast over there?

That fool, he's trying to narfle the garthog.

by Atzlan Masobwikam July 17, 2004

frothing at the gash

A state of extreme excitement or arousal in a woman, such that she may find herself delightfully moist.

"It gives me great pleasure to declare parliament open... in fact, one is positively frothing at the gash!"

or

"Gold, Frankincense AND Myrhh! You're too kind! I'm genuinely frothing at the gash."

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

malicious gash-hunt

the act of attacking gash furiously, with no regard for consequences or rejection. Often exhibited by sweet lads

a number of sweet lads on a night out would embark on a malicious gash-hunt if they crack on to every group of available women, disregarding any fear of rejection or humiliation. Pure persistence and endeavour help them to achieve their goal of plentiful gash

by josh190889 January 3, 2010

Garth Algar

Refers to "Garth Algar" from waynes world.

When someone does something so radical and awesume

Dude, that was so Garth Algar!

by Slintbug December 11, 2004

gash

1. A very deep cut
2. Slang word for 'vagina'

1. "Man, that is a nasty gash"
2. "I just blasted a load in your mom's gash"

by No Cola December 15, 2003

frothing at the gash

a term which loosely gleans over the finer and more civilised aspects of a woman's vagina at its most heated state. when one is 'frothing at the gash', they are excited, aroused, angry, rabid, raving, or downright motherfucking horny. an accepted substitute to the phrase is 'foaming at the gash'

"so you just won a marathon, how do you feel?"
"oh im frothing at the gash, i really am"

or

"so what do you feel like for breakfast today kate?"
"ohhh, im frothing at the gash for some tomato sauce on toast"

by chocolatelaurence August 4, 2009