Garrett

Pretty much the male version of the basic white bitch who only whose diet consists exclusively of chicken tenders.

Cole: "Aye yo Mitch, do you think Garrett will wanna grab some Mexican with us?"
Mitch: "No."

by DirtyDanForever September 27, 2020

Garrett

Garret usually needs help in math class , hes always failing math. If approached by a Garrett help him with his math.

Garrett needs help with number 1 again

by www.mcdonalds.com September 15, 2018

Garrett

Gay.

Garrett is gay.

by Millo November 4, 2019

Garrett Effect

When whatever you’re thinking about happens or is spoken out loud or appears on a TV/video etc.

*someone sings a song that you were thinking of*
You: “Woah, Garrett Effect.”

by Ggccll August 9, 2018

Sloppy Garrett

A Sloppy Garrett is the flawless combination of the "Chili Dog" and the "Cincinnati Bow-tie".

Simply, after sodomizing a woman's asshole, you reverse titty-fuck her. Positioning yourself so your nuts are on her chin, your asshole is in her nose, and your cock (still having fecal matter on it) is sliding in between her breasts, resembling a Chili Dog. The woman needs at least C cup for this to work properly, preferably a D cup sized breasts.

"Oh no! The Sloppy Garrett got everywhere! There's such a mess! Whatever am I to do?"

by The Sloppiest Garrett October 4, 2008

garrett ginner

A skateboard YouTuber/ Pro skateboarder who is the inspiration for many kids and young adults. His videos are REAL and they contain good content and skateboarding. No acting here just a shredder doing his thing!

I want to Garrett Ginner my way into success!

by Skaterboyharp January 31, 2018

Garrett Macdonald

Normally has a very bald dad. Has very good wifi and has uncombed hair.

Did you see that garrett Macdonald guy

Yeah bro His dad is so bald

by Dwayne Macdonald November 13, 2018