garage shop

To find the cheapest way to do something. Ignoring quality at all cost. Trying to make something from scrap either in your own pile or anywhere you can find it just as long as it didn't cost anything or basically as little as possible. Someone much more concerned about cost rather than quality, especially at work when it isn't even his money. When a person makes something cheap and then brags like it's the same quality as something made with all the best. Absolutely under no circumstances ever make something the best even if it's half the normal cost it's still too expensive.

Hey man do you like this fence I made? I got all of the wood in the scrap pile behind Home Depot so I just paid for the nails. Buddy says yeah man it's totally garage shop.

Hey T can you design a tool to help remove these from the machine so the operator won't get hurt? Yeah sure boss you want that garage shop? Boss: Yeah I don't want it to cost too much.

by todalmighty August 27, 2018

garage scientist

This is someone that can be described by one of the following terms: amateur scientist, basement scientist, backyard scientist, citizen scientist, do-it-yourself scientist (DIY scientist), hobby scientist, non-degreed scientist, self-educated scientist, self-taught scientist, kid scientist, or student scientist. This is someone who performs scientific experiments in their garage, basement or backyard, done as a student or as a hobby. This is in contrast to a professional scientist or expert with an actual degree in the scientific field in question, particularly those who engage in scientific research as part of their job and particularly those who experiment in a laboratory or other controlled environment.

“I worry about the garage scientist, about the do-your-own scientist, about the person who just wants to try and see if they can do it.”

by Xpacetrue July 29, 2020

Garage Burner

A Canadian slang term for taking a big dirty shit.

Jeremy: Holy Christ it stinks in here!
John: Hold on, I'm just taking a Garage Burner.
Jeremy: Alright, but Jesus, open a damn window.

by Dr. McMac October 29, 2021

garagebaby

If a car is stored in the garage during a storm it is a garage baby. It is always clean when other cars are otherwise dirty.

Look at that garagebaby, not a spec of snow on it.

by Darioisms December 13, 2022

Bus Garage

This is the ideal location for Skids and Scrapes to hang out and grease it up outside of school. Because they are generally behind the bus garage, they cannot be seen and are not breaking any school rules.

JM: Hey JB, wanna go hangout at the bus garage at lunch?

JB: Fuck that, all the skids go back there.

JM: Oh shit. That's greasy, never mind.

by J-B1 April 6, 2010

Knob Garage

Another word for Vagina. Only used for clean, well maintained safe ones (STD free) that will avoid damage to your knob parked overnight.

"That bird the other night looked well dodgy. Did you go to the clinic for a checkup after?"

"Nah mate, she had the perfect Knob Garage"

by The Pag Mafia July 3, 2014

garageband

Garageband: pretty much the best thing apple has created for wanna be producers and studio enginers.

i use garageband b/c on my lame ass pc will only run the fruityloops demo.

by Ryan Gibson June 26, 2005