Requires one naked virgin girl, one bunk bed, one large sheet of plastic, and three audience members.
Position the naked virgin on the bottom bunk so that she is on her stomach, her ass is in the air, and her legs are resting on the floor. Have the audience members placed directly behind her ass, sitting in folding chairs, and plastic at the ready. The man goes to the top bunk and positions himself so that he can somersault off the top bunk while hanging on to the bed frame, thus ensuring that he’ll swing toward the girl. Before doing this, the man must have an erection. The man swings down from the top bunk, aiming his penis so that it slides seamlessly into the girl’s vagina. With so much force behind the penis, the virgin’s cherry explodes all over the audience members, who put up the plastic shield and laugh hysterically.
Position the naked virgin on the bottom bunk so that she is on her stomach, her ass is in the air, and her legs are resting on the floor. Have the audience members placed directly behind her ass, sitting in folding chairs, and plastic at the ready. The man goes to the top bunk and positions himself so that he can somersault off the top bunk while hanging on to the bed frame, thus ensuring that he’ll swing toward the girl. Before doing this, the man must have an erection. The man swings down from the top bunk, aiming his penis so that it slides seamlessly into the girl’s vagina. With so much force behind the penis, the virgin’s cherry explodes all over the audience members, who put up the plastic shield and laugh hysterically.
"I always knew my first time would be special. I'm just so happy Todd was limber enough to do The Messy George Gallagher
by Chaz Palletz February 17, 2010
Get the The Messy George Gallagher mug.When a man preforms the angry dragon but instead of punching the girl, he smashes her with a huge hammer. Used mainly at the time of break-up, because the girl does not usually survive.
"Holy shit! Ronald gave Sally the Angry Dragon last night....Gallagher Style!"
"Oh my god! is she okay!?"
"Hell no! he smashed her face like a watermelon!"
"Oh my god! is she okay!?"
"Hell no! he smashed her face like a watermelon!"
by Jurgin April 1, 2005
Get the Gallager's Angry Dragon mug.Related Words
Galladier
• Gallagher
• Gallade
• Gallaghercest
• Gallagherization
• Gallagher neck
• Gallauher
• galbladder
• Gallacher
• Gallade 3
walking like a duck, making your hair sway side to side while you walk. Also, laughing like a crazy person. (PAHOHAHOHAHOHAHOHAHO) And if you are in a verbal fight, answer with the words, k whatever k, whatever, k bye, whatever, k.
sue: EW LOOK AT THAT TOTAL GALLAGHER!
bob: wow thats a definite Gallagher, she's got the hair swaying and crazy laugh!
Gallagher: PAHOHAHOHAHOHAHOHAHOHAHOHA!
bob: wow thats a definite Gallagher, she's got the hair swaying and crazy laugh!
Gallagher: PAHOHAHOHAHOHAHOHAHOHAHOHA!
by lawlzzzzzzzzzzzz June 20, 2009
Get the Gallagher mug.Dickhead who needs to learn to shut his mouth sometimes. He supports Manchester city then bags out other soccer uniforms for not being good, a bit hypocritical.
Not only copies the Beatles but has also admitted to plagiarising from Burt Bacharach , search for yourself.
Not only copies the Beatles but has also admitted to plagiarising from Burt Bacharach , search for yourself.
by Mgcuydsv October 20, 2006
Get the Noel Gallagher mug.Past tense for smashing something with an object in a way that resembles the curley haired from from the 80s and 90s who is a hasbeen
Today in college Biology the teacher took a cellphone from someone who forgot to turn it off and gallaghered it strait into hell!
by Brook3 Burk3 (Not the model) October 14, 2005
Get the gallaghered mug.sian gallagher is the prettiest, most gorgeous, amazing girl u will ever meet. her smile lights up the room and she will be the best friend youve ever had
by youknowmeeee097425799 May 2, 2022
Get the sian gallagher mug.boring frontman, boring singer, boring person, sings in a boring band. he just stands there on stage, what a let down!
liam gallagher sould take a lesson from robert plant, bruce dickinson and freddi mercury on how to be a good frontman
by brutalcal December 29, 2007
Get the liam gallagher mug.