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Dirty Fuckin Animal 

The most disgusting creature to ever drag its ass across the surface of this earth.
That bitch is a dirty fuckin animal.

I shouldn't be talking you dirty fuckin animal

Kids like Sean Reid are dirty fuckin animals.

fuckin al gore 

A phrase said to express displeasure in unseasonably cold weather.
48 degrees in June? Fuckin Al Gore, what the hell happened to this global warming shit

monkey fucking a football

A helluva lot of action with very little or no result
Applying for fall classes, I had to register with the burser, the advisor, check my prereq.s, and then stand in line, and then I found the class I wanted was closed out. "Man scheduling for classes this morning was like a monkey fucking a football"

Fuckin ay, fuckin oath

A sign of great approval, or being pleased about something
P1: Do you want to go out
P2: Fuckin ay, fuckin oath

It never ceases to fuckin' amaze me! 

An American saying of complete disgust and anger toward a particularly dumbass situation, often accompanied by throwing of hands in the air and/or a wagging of the head side to side.
Johnny Shatt had a particularly quiet night eating cheesy nachos, a large fry, and a chocolate shake with his close friends from art college. His friends thought the night rather uneventful, quiet and uncharacteristically tranquil. Until...Johnny S. thought he could squeeze off a little pressure from inside his baggy white, PGA khaki shorts. Suddenly, the silence was interrupted by a strange pop, pop, pop and one hell of raw sewage shhhhhtink! The only reply by his immediate neighbor, Jacky Sniff with hands held toward the heavens cried woefully: "It never ceases to fuckin' amaze me!" With that, the lads left Johnny at the table, stewing in his now wet (but warm) shhhhtinky-ass shorts in all small town outside Losssss Angeleeeeezzz.