football jellyfish

A football player whose dreadlocks stick out from underneath their helmet. Term coined by Bill Hader as Stefon on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update.

Robert Griffin III, Marshawn Lynch, Larry Fitzgerald, Chris Johnson, and Stephen Jackson are all football jellyfish.

by Newt Spoot June 3, 2013

Football Cream

It’s awesome

Dude, could you break me off a piece of that football cream?

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 26, 2019

foot clunging

to stick ones foot up a womans clunge (vagina/minge/clout/pussy/fuckhole). usually resulting in a sticky foot, a monster orgasm and a pussy that resembles a hippos yawn.

"oh we tried foot clunging last night it was class!"

by wastedwill December 31, 2011

foot jobber

The performer of a footjob rubbing session. The girl whorubs, strokes, pumps, & jerks you off with the bare soles of her silky-smooth, soft, sexed-up, bare, feet until she makes you come, all over her luscious pedi.

Tanya gave me an awesome, 'feels-so-good' {footjob with her bare feet last night. She turned out to be one heck of a foot jobber!!

by ken208 October 22, 2015

Crapulla Football Club

A woeful excuse of a Rugby League football club that partakes in the National Rugby League. Spends much of its time suffering from scandals, woeful on field performance, a totally inept management, a complete inability to turn a profit, or win a premiership. The best outcome for this basket case would be to export it to an expansion region of the NRL, where it may finally start to be a worthwhile club, not a leech on the rear end of the St George Dragons.

The club's greatest achievements are: poaching talent off other clubs, never winning a premiership, and having their stadium sponsored by a company specialising in removing rubbish to the tip, which is where the club belongs.

Example for Crapulla Football Club:

Chris: Did you see the crapulla game?

Rozza: I'd rather watch fucken grass grow.

by rozza1 September 3, 2013

Sackle Football

A sport with the same rules as to two-hand touch football, except players use their own nut sacks to tackle opposing players, rather than using their hands. In order for a "sackle" to count, the "sackler" must touch the opposing player with full nut sack. This is most commonly done by jumping and wrapping one's legs around the opponent in order to pull the individual closer to one's sack.

"Hey, for Brosgiving we're all playing sackle football on the green!" - Chad

by J.Erickson December 30, 2019

Shit Foot Drunk

The act of getting so drunk that you defecate throughout a residence, typically a rental or friend/family member’s home. The ensuing morning an innocent causally walks about the residence stepping in the feces believing it to mud or some other harmless substance.

Damien : “I thought I stepped in mud this morning, turns out it was Toto’s shit!”

Toto: “I guess I got Shit Foot Drunk last night.”

by Big Ticket76 November 15, 2021