the five v's

Velocity, Viscosity, Volume, View, and Violence. The five categories you can rate your pooping expierence on, each on a scale of 1-10:

Velocity: How fast was your poop? Was it super slow and hard to push out? Like you're constipated (1)? Or was it like a shotgun: one second it's in, then bang, it's out, and you go flying off the toilet (10).

Viscosity: What was the thickness like? Was it runny diarrhea (1)? Or was it a rock (10)?

Volume: How large was your poop? Was it a tiny little rabbit turd (1)? Or were you like "HOLY SHIT HOW DID THAT JUST FIT OUT OF MY ASS HOLE?!" (10)?

View: How was the view and surroundings while you were taking your poop? Were you in a stinky stall in a public restroom with a bunch of bugs (1)? Or were you in a nice, private bathroom with a pleasant scent and a magazine (10)?

Violence: You can interpret this one however you like.

The five v's are a happy, healthy way to reflect on your pooping expierence!

by CubanGroceryBag August 12, 2016

Nordic Five

A hot ass group of sexy Nordics. The group includes Denmark ( Mathias Køhler),Sweden ( Berwald Oxenstierna), Norway ( Lukas Bondevik),Iceland ( Emil Steilsson), and Finland ( Tino Väinämöinen). They are all attractive as fuck and gay as all hell.

I swear the Nordic Five is getting hotter and gayer every season.

by ErenJäeger15 November 26, 2016

kentucky fried cum

When you are fucking the blackest chick and you pull a drum stick out of the Colonels bucket and shove it up her vaginal bucket, making her scream and curse the Colonel's name as she splooshes onto that hunk of meat.

Dude, I'm not sure if Shaniqua will forgive me after I gave her a Kentucky fried cum. Still worth it.

by Joshiwan July 29, 2017

Five o’clock Vodka

Five O’clock Vodka is the cheapest fifth in almost any liquor store guaranteed. Mineral spirits disguised as a fifth. Upon drinking, the brave souls must sign a mental waiver guaranteeing explosive diarrhea in exchange for waking up in a dumpster with 2 Chinese hookers, an extreme headache, and 2 packs of pall mall ultra lights. It’s the gift that keeps giving until you find yourself in the throes of rejection forcing yourself to vomit over and over. But at 5.99 a fifth, I’ll take my chances. Buyer beware.

Dan purchased a fifth of five o’clock vodka, and woke up the next morning in a space station watching loony tunes reruns, tied to a stripper pole

by AssEatersGlobal May 17, 2018

schfifty five

The number that comes after:
Shwam. Doo. Two and heif. Scheven. Schfourteenteen. Schwenty one. Twenty seven heif. Twenty seven, thirty seven!
(what you say???)

I know, how to count, all the way the SCHFIFTY FIVE.

by Juliya April 14, 2004

frice

Four times

Once, twice, thrice, uh,... "frice"?

by phildonnia_Ww0up0hOvnoh December 28, 2014

Gentri-Fried Chicken

Typically a person raised without seeing much plight of the poor entering an area of poverty with every intention to become a recognized member of that demographic. Often times a co-existing meek smirk and determined aloofness can accompany the person, giving off confounding signals.

Just because he is eating fried chicken out of a box at the Chicken Box store, it does not change his drawing on his trust fund to support his endeavors. Nor does it mean people won't be chuckling at him for being a piece of gentri-fried chicken.

by HPL, J Grim April 17, 2008