Food

What is never in the fridge when YOU look

"Mom, there's no food in the fridge!"
*Mom checks the fridge*
"Oh sweetie, you just didn't look hard enough.

by IKNOU March 5, 2019

Food

The most best thing to exist in the world

I dunno man, as long as there's food I'm in.

by _PursuitOfHappiness_ September 23, 2013

Food

The best thing in the whole world

Usually all u need to get in a relationship

Guy: hey girl want to go eat sometime...on me

Girl: did u say food...MARRY ME

by Yaezze June 14, 2017

Food

The cure for boredom

Doctor: What seems to be the problem today?
Me:I'm bored.
Doctor: I see. I'm going to prescribe you food. Let's start you out with 2 pizzas with a big bag of chips.
Me: PERFECT!

by Mamawantsherfood April 6, 2017

FOOD

n*gga why in the fuck do you need to look up the definition of food? YOU EAT IT!

I eat my own sh*t as food.

by strawberrymilq October 13, 2017

food

life

food=life

by hi eat my........ pasta January 15, 2018

food

A usually delouses thing that can be eaten raw or cooked the is no better thing than food it is the best it also helps keep you alive even if it is not tasty but if you not to far past it can save your life.

food is yum.

by the pursue April 13, 2021