Flannel Wash

An item that is used to simultaneously was your Anus, face and Vagina as the same time and is a modern take on hygienic washing.

Bekki hurt her leg at PT. She was struggling to walk so her log suffering boyfriend Leon offered to give her a flannel wash. He started from the bottom up to maximise hygiene.

by BadBoyFlannelMan November 26, 2024

soggy flannel

When a womans vagina goes wrinkly and soggy at the edges (Soggy Flannel).

Max: Her fanny looked like a soggy flannel.
Ethan: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

by Max Donnanoodles August 24, 2016

flannel gang

means u have zero hoes absolutely zero

yo do you see flannel gang over there they probably have zero hoes

by KingOfTheO July 5, 2022

Fancy Flannel Friday

The day out of the week where you wear your favorite flannel on Friday just to be awesome and good looking. It can be any kind of flannel. And it doesn't have to be the same one every wekk

It can also be called FFF for short.

"Hey dude, don't forget to wear your flannel for Fancy Flannel Friday this week! You forgot last week and you were the only one in class without one!"

"FFF is my favorite day out of the week! I get to wear my brand new flannel I just bought.

by DrummerJosh February 25, 2012

FLANNEL JADEN

When one has experienced an overwhelming. amount of flannel garb to the point of it becoming dull, mediocre, 'mid', unflattering, dreadful, etc.. to the human eye

Flannel + Jaden

Flannel - Twilled wool with a loose texture and a slight napped surface in a checkered pattern (usually in black + red)
Jaded - Lacking interest or desire due to having experienced too much of something.

Billie mocked Trevor, for Billie had become a Flannel Jaden, apathetic and hateful towards Trevor's constant flannel fits, begging him to just wear something else for once.

by CheeseCAKEGIRL January 4, 2025

Flannel

Collective noun used to describe a group of three or more people with mullets.

Look at that flannel sitting around the campfire, sharing stories on how they maintain their “business in the front, and party in the back” haircair routine. Their mullets looked incredible...

by Axle89 September 9, 2019

flannel

connor

connor likes flannel

by connorflannel March 22, 2022